Pierre ZFP Posted December 5, 2006 Share Posted December 5, 2006 L'heureux gagnant est celui qui réussi le niveau 2.Pas facile...NIVEAU 1 :Trois sorcières regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorcière regardequelle montre Swatch ?Et maintenant en anglais :Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatchwatch? NIVEAU 2 :Trois sorcières suédoises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de troismontres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorcière suédoise transsexuelle regarde quelbouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse ?"Et en anglais (accrochez-vous) :Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch Switch?"Et maintenant vous pouvez essuyer votre écran !!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mochas Posted December 6, 2006 Share Posted December 6, 2006 Blimey, these Swiss Swatch switches are hard to say but not half as much fun as trying to sing this without embarrassing yourself:The Pheasant Plucking SongI'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's sonI'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker comes.Me husband is a keeper, he's a very busy manI try to understand him and I help him all I can,But sometimes in an evening I feel a trifle dimAll alone, I'm plucking pheasants, when I'd rather pluck with him.I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mateI'm only plucking pheasants 'cos the pheasant plucker's late !I'm not good at plucking pheasants, at pheasant plucking I get stuckThough some pheasants find it pleasant I'd rather pluck a duck.Oh plucking geese is gorgeous, I can pluck a goose with easeBut pheasant plucking's torture because they haven't any grease.I'm not a pheasant plucker, he has gone out on the tilesHe only plucked one pheasant and I'm sitting here with piles !You have to pluck them fresh, if it’s fresh they’re not unpleasant,I knew a man in Dunstable who could pluck a frozen pheasant.They say the village constable had pheasant plucking sessionsWith the vicar on a Sunday ‘tween the first and second lessons.I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's mumI'm only plucking pheasants 'till the pheasant plucker's come.My good friend Godfrey is most adept, he's really got the knackHe likes to have a pheasant plucked before he hits the sack.I like to give a helping hand, I gather up the feathers,It's really all our pheasant plucking keeps us pair together.I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's friendI'm only plucking pheasants as a means unto an end !My husband's in the forest always banging with his gunIf he could hear me half the time I'm sure that he would run,For there's fluff in all my crannies, there's feathers up my noseAnd I'm itching in the kitchen from my head down to my toes.I'm not a pheasant plucker, I'm a pheasant plucker's wifeAnd when we pluck together it's a pheasant plucking life !Hmm, I wonder how that lot would sound in French... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Riff-Raff Element Posted December 9, 2006 Share Posted December 9, 2006 [quote user="Pierre ZFP"]L'heureux gagnant est celui qui réussi le niveau 2.Pas facile...NIVEAU 1 :Trois sorcières regardent trois montres Swatch. Quelle sorcière regardequelle montre Swatch ?Et maintenant en anglais :Three witches watch three Swatch watches. Which witch watch which Swatchwatch? [/quote]Good! That's my lesson for CE2/CM1/CM2 sorted for Tuesday. Should keep the little blighters quiet. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
milims Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 WOWWasn't expecting half of that Mochas!!!!Must admit it did make me laugh out loud and my other half came running down the stairs dripping wet as she was having a bath and thought I was screaming in agony not mirth!Hey like this forum, where else do you get tongue twisting poetical song lyrics than on a french forum! [:D] Chris Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 [quote user="Pierre ZFP"] .....NIVEAU 2 :Trois sorcières suédoises et transsexuelles regardent les boutons de troismontres Swatch suisses. Quelle sorcière suédoise transsexuelle regarde quelbouton de quelle montre Swatch suisse ?"Et en anglais (accrochez-vous) :Three Swedish switched witches watch three Swiss Swatch watch switches.Which Swedish switched witch watch which Swiss Swatch watch Switch?"Et maintenant vous pouvez essuyer votre écran !!![/quote]Ah! but! something got lost in the translation!... The english text makes no mention of the fact that the Swedish witches were transsexuals...[:-))] [:$].... or is the word 'switched' alluding to this little fact that they have switched their batting over to be ready for their inning .... or is it their running... [8-)] ... Such a sticky wicket all this lingo [Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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