Pads Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 When does a french steer get to blow candles out on a cake ?................................ On his bœuf dayWhy do french turkeys use Head and shoulders ? .....................................Because they have Dinde -druffWhat make of car does a french goat drive ? ..........................................A chèvre - oletWhat is a french cats favorite perfume?............................ Chat-nel no5[:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ysatis Posted October 25, 2008 Share Posted October 25, 2008 I'm impressed.Keep them coming. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pads Posted October 25, 2008 Author Share Posted October 25, 2008 Where do french hula dancing wolfs go for their holidays ?...................... Hona-loup-loup[:$] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Maricopa Posted October 26, 2008 Share Posted October 26, 2008 Why does a frenchman only have one egg for breakfast?Because one egg is un oeuf[:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leurne Posted October 29, 2008 Share Posted October 29, 2008 yes, it's good for the last joke, but in french, we put "un" in front of all our name:Un oeuf, un écureuil, un ordinateur, une maison ...So... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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