woolybanana Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 My neighbour, a widow recently took up with a gentleman of her acquaintance for the purposes of companionship. But, after a few weeks there is trouble in Paradise. He complains that he is always tired because he doesnt get his afternoon nap.She thinks he finds her dévergondé. What a delightful word, which one can imagine being used maliciously in Louis XIVs court. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mint Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Me nitpicking but shouldn't that be devergondée? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Ah, yes, Nitty! Because I first thought of it as a noun, to be fair. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Lori Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 So, people still use words like that?? Funny. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idun Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Go on wooly, tell us how old are they???[:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Not sure, but at a guess early to mid sixties Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
idun Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 So not a hundred then and should be up to an afternoon frolic, which is surely far nicer than a 'nap' ........... does this make me 'devergondee' then[Www] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Gardengirl Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Oh, a young couple then, not the 90 year olds I thought they might be - no bathchairs or ear trumpets needed. ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Frankly I dont think she will keep him long as he seems a moaner. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Perhaps she is a moaner too, but he doesn't get that far with her... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NormanH Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 To His Coy Mistress By Andrew Marvell Had we but world enough and time, This coyness, lady, were no crime. We would sit down, and think which way To walk, and pass our long love’s day. Thou by the Indian Ganges’ side Shouldst rubies find; I by the tide Of Humber would complain. I would Love you ten years before the flood, And you should, if you please, refuse Till the conversion of the Jews. My vegetable love should grow Vaster than empires and more slow; An hundred years should go to praise Thine eyes, and on thy forehead gaze; Two hundred to adore each breast, But thirty thousand to the rest; An age at least to every part, And the last age should show your heart. For, lady, you deserve this state, Nor would I love at lower rate. But at my back I always hear Time’s wingèd chariot hurrying near; And yonder all before us lie Deserts of vast eternity. Thy beauty shall no more be found; Nor, in thy marble vault, shall sound My echoing song; then worms shall try That long-preserved virginity, And your quaint honour turn to dust, And into ashes all my lust; The grave’s a fine and private place, But none, I think, do there embrace. Now therefore, while the youthful hue Sits on thy skin like morning dew, And while thy willing soul transpires At every pore with instant fires, Now let us sport us while we may, And now, like amorous birds of prey, Rather at once our time devour Than languish in his slow-chapped power. Let us roll all our strength and all Our sweetness up into one ball, And tear our pleasures with rough strife Through the iron gates of life: Thus, though we cannot make our sun Stand still, yet we will make him run. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew44 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 Dévergondée - that's what I called our (lady) cat as she shamelessly rolled on her back in the road while the local Toms lurked and gloated...@+ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
woolybanana Posted April 23, 2020 Author Share Posted April 23, 2020 Not Pus sy Galore? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
andrew44 Posted April 23, 2020 Share Posted April 23, 2020 That too ! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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