PossumGirl Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 Tequila Christmas CakeIngredients: 1 cup of water 1 tsp baking soda 1 cup of sugar 1 tsp salt 1 cup of brown sugar Lemon juice 4 large eggs Nuts 1 bottle tequila 2 cups of dried fruitSample the tequila to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the tequilaagain. To be sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup anddrink. Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in alarge fluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this pointit's best to make sure the tequila is still OK. Try another cup... just incase. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 leggs and add to the bowl andchuck in the cup of dried fruit.Pick the frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner. If the frieddruit gets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the tequila to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.Or something. Check the tequila. Now shift the lemon juice and strain yournuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or somefink. Whatever you canfind. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not to fallover. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowl throughthe window. Finish the tequila and wipe counter with the cat.CHERRY MISTMAS! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 thanks PG! I must say, it sounds a lot easier than the one I've been attempting! [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Innocents Abroad Posted December 10, 2006 Share Posted December 10, 2006 FABULOUS recipe PossumGirl but do you think it would work with any other spirit?On reading a posting earlier in the year about disposing of tiques found on ones dogs, it said to put them in alcohol and a sure means of killing them off. Not having any 'normal' alcohol I filled a little bottle with Tequilla (Tique-killer, get it?) and we now have a very handsome (?) bottle of assorted floaty tiques. Thing is, it's totally put me off ever drinking Tequilla again!When our eldest son came over in the Summer we had to assure him it wasn't the French equivalent of the little worm at the bottom of the bottle [+o(]MERRY Christmas - hic!Lynda M Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
PossumGirl Posted December 10, 2006 Author Share Posted December 10, 2006 Maybe you could rename it, Lynda, and make a FORTUNE selling it to the punters!PG Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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