PossumGirl Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 I got this this morning and thought you'd all enjoy it:The Purina DietI was in Wal-Mart buying a large bag of Purina dog chow and was in line to check out. A woman behind me asked if I had a dog........Duh!I was feeling a bit crabby so on impulse, I told her no, I was starting thePurina Diet again, although I probably shouldn't because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in an intensive care unit with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IV'sin both arms. Her eyes about bugged out of her head.I went on and on with the bogus diet story and she was totally buying it.I told her that it was an easy, inexpensive diet and that the way it works is to load your pockets or purse with Purina nuggets and simply eat one ortwo every time you feel hungry. The package said the food is nutritionally complete so I was going to tryit again.I have to mention here that practically everyone in the line was by now enthralled with my story, particularly a tall guy behind her. Horrified,she asked if something in the dog food had poisoned me and was that why I endedup in the hospital. I said no.....I'd been sitting in the street licking my butt when a car hit me.I thought the tall guy was going to have to be carried out the door. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dick Smith Posted January 16, 2007 Share Posted January 16, 2007 Funny.True (allegedly) story - many years ago some friends of mine with a couple of kids were approached by her sister, who was trying for a baby but having no luck, to find out if sexual position had an effect on conception. Slightly embarrassed my friend made a reference to Nuttal's Mintos (which I'm sure you will remember were advertised as 'original and best') - an in-joke for the missionary position.A couple of months later they visited and found a large bag of Mintos. In the bathroom... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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