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Wine v Water


Alan Zoff

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Ben Franklin said:


"In wine there is wisdom, in beer there is freedom, in water there is bacteria."
 


In a number of carefully controlled trials, scientists have demonstrated that if we drink 1 liter of water each day, at the end of the year we would have absorbed more than 1 kilo of Escherichia coli, (E. coli) - bacteria found in faeces.  In other words, we are consuming 1 kilo of poop.
 
However, we do NOT run that risk when drinking wine & beer (or tequila, rum, whiskey or other liquor) because alcohol has to go through a purification process of boiling, filtering and/or fermenting.



Remember: Water = Poop, Wine = Health

 


Therefore, it is better to drink wine and talk stupid, than to drink water and be full of shi t.

There is no need to thank me for this valuable information --


 

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How To Avoid The 'Flu

 

 

Eat right!

 

Make sure you get your daily dose of

fruits and veggies.

 

 

Take your vitamins and bump up your vitamin C.

 

 

Get plenty of exercise because

exercise helps build your immune system.

 

 

Walk for at least an hour a day,

 

 

go for a swim,

 

 

take the stairs instead of the elevator, etc.

 

 

Wash your hands often.

If you can't wash them,

keep a bottle of antibacterial stuff around.

 

 

Get lots of fresh air.

Open doors & windows whenever possible.

 

 

Try to eliminate as much stress

from your life as you can.

 

 

Get plenty of rest.

OR

 

Take the doctor's approach.

Think about it...

When you go for a shot,

what do they do first?

They Clean your arm with alcohol...

Why?

Because Alcohol KILLS GERMS.

So........

 

I walk to the liquor store. (exercise)

I put lime in my Corona ...(fruit)

Celery in my Bloody Mary (veggies)

Drink outdoors on the bar patio..(fresh air)

Tell jokes, laugh....(eliminate stress)

Then pass out. (rest)

The way I see it...

 

If you keep your alcohol levels up,

flu germs can't get you!

 

My grandmother always said,

"A shot in the glass

is better than one in the @rse!"

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