Winegum Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Since it is 'the season' I thought I'd post my Xmas poem! Merry Christmas to all!SANTA - THE BORN_AGAIN BIKER! T’was the night before Christmas And up in the skySanta is panickingRudolph can’t fly!!!He’s sprained both his wings And he’s white as a sheet,And nothing will fix itNot even Deep Heat. ‘I need a bright light’Cried Santa; frustrated,Then: ‘ I can use that!!’His tone was elated.Twas a present that heWas supposed to deliver,He looked and he stared And he started to quiver! A wondrous machineAll purple and black,Twin silver exhaustsBut no luggage rack?!For Years he’d dreamed Of owning a bike,Fast roads and freedomAnd speed and the like. In a very few seconds He was sitting astride,He started the engine,Prepared for the ride!He threw it in gearAnd raced through the skySkidding round cloudsOn the ultimate high. Roaring back to the sleighOn the grand GSXHe was heard to exclaim‘This is better than sex!!’He piled the presents And all of the toysIn a huge great big heapFor the girls and boysOn the back of the bikeIn a pile so tallAll the reindeer swore They were going to fall!! But Santa knew bikes And he said, ‘Wanna bet?!!’And Hey-Presto!!..He magic’dA fine cargo net.That net, well it justSeemed to stretch on forever,The reindeer thoughtIt was terribly clever. Rudolph was sadAnd of humour devoid,He could see himself soonJoining those unemployed!Said Santa, ‘Don’t worryOld Rudy my pal,The bike is a presentFor some biker-gal.Her name, well it’s JudeAnd she’ll think she’s in bliss,Cos next year she’s takingA long trip on this!! Off then he zoomedOn the roaring machine.A fat little man, with his eyes all a’gleam!He did all the rounds And made his last callTo drop off the bike(At the end of Jude’s hall)He gazed at that bike,Then he whispered, ‘I like her!!How I wish I could beA born again biker [:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bugsy Posted December 20, 2007 Share Posted December 20, 2007 Nice one,Merry christmas to you both, maybe we''ll meet up somewhere next year.Gary.Triumph forever.....................................Don't you just the sound of that triple................[:D][:D] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BIG MAC Posted December 21, 2007 Share Posted December 21, 2007 Seasons Greetings to you all.....Of course you're talking KH two stroke triples when you are talking about sweet sounds....aren't you? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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