SMILE ITS YOUR TURN.

[Danny]

Here is the chance for all our budding garden poets to complete this,--------------------There was a young lady from LEEDS, who ate a packet of seeds, within the hour her----------------



(well come on then, try. and do your best, and keep it clean.)

[CatherineS]

I didn't make this up myself, but I read it once as a child, and for some reason I still remember it after all these years!!!!...

There was a young lady from Leeds,
who swallowed a packet of seeds.
A beautiful rose
grew out of her nose,
and her chest was all covered with weeds...

[Chrissie]

OK, how about:

There was a young lady from Leeds
Who swallowed a packet of seeds
Within the first hour
She'd enough cauliflower
To meet all of her family's needs.

Chrissie
(who only grows flowers and has a horrible suspicion you can't actually grow cauliflowers from seed!)

[Lollie]

Now I am a Lady from Leeds, maybe not young but we do have a sense of humour from Yorkshire, please dont mention the football though;

Lollie (44)