Live Longer

[AnOther]

Assuming you've got 3 score years and ten by default and you follow this does that mean you could make it to 106...!

Item 1 could be quite controversial whilst items 5 & 11 get a big [IMG]http://i127.photobucket.com/albums/p123/biskitboyo/thumbsup.jpg[/IMG] from me [;-)]

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[Clair]

This just confirms what I'd always thought: marriage is not all it's cracked up to be...

[Cat]

You know I'm sure I read somewhere that the people with the longest life expectancy were divorced, widowed or single women. 

Go figure, as our transatlantic Friends might say [blink]

[londoneye]

I have read this also, and I am sure it is single women.   Wonder why ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Cat]

From what I remember, getting married increased the life expectancy of men, but decreased that of women.  Of course it's a generalisation, and there will always be exceptions, but it seemed that married men were happier than single ones, and that the reverse was true for women.  Could also explain why divorced men, in general,  remarry sooner than divorced women.

Perhaps married man are more relaxed (read less stressed) than their wives [Www]

 

 

 

[Clair]

[quote user="londoneye"]I have read this also, and I am sure it is single women.   Wonder why ?!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!![/quote]

I suspect we already know why...[Www]

[mint]

Cat

OF COURSE they're less stressed.  It's the wives who are MORE STRESSED!

[Jonzjob]

Me, I'm not stressed. I'm so laid back I'm horizontal![kiss][8-|]

Oh yes, I nearly forgot. I was always told that sex was wot posh people got their coal in [8-)]?

[Pierre ZFP]

Married men don't actually live longer ........it just feels like it  [:(]

[mint]

Pierre

I shouldn't really laugh at your comment but I couldn't help myself.  Makes me think of the woman who was given 6 months to live and was advised by her doctor to marry a banjo player.  When she asked the doctor whether that would make her live longer, she was told "no, but it would feel like it!"

So, touche!

[5-element]

According to this, SEX is so much better  for longevity than MEDITATION!

Who would have believed it?[:D]

[Jonzjob]

Meditation is a wonderful wine produced at our favorite organic wine chataux close to here. Chataux du Brau. That is about as good as you can get and good for you according to all the blurb you read on red wine!

What more could you wish for, living in the biggest vineyard in the world and enjoying the best wines of the world, bar NON!

[5-element]

I wonder how many years are added or subtracted through being a teetotaller. Virtual. (NOT virtuous, note). Not even organic wine, unfortunately.

[Jonzjob]

Oh dear 5e, such a shame. I tend to be very fussy what I drink, 1st it has to be liquid and 2nd it has to be inkoholik (hic!).

I stear clear of water, I've seen what fish do in it. They don't get out when they want a wee you know!!![:-))] Or when they want to make more [6]fish either!!!

[Pierre ZFP]

[quote user="5-element"]

According to this, SEX is so much better  for longevity than MEDITATION!

[/quote]

So, to get the best oout of this, you should THINK about SEX ?

A good excuse for studying a well-turned ankle as a young filly passes by.  'No dear, I wasn't gawping, I'm just trying to live longer!' [:D]

 

[mint]

I am not sure that merely thinking about it will have the same beneficial effect as actually doing it!

[5-element]

Or the real answer is to follow the tantric path of meditation. Achieving enlightenment through a variety of longwinded sexual practices [:D] ???

[mint]

You've made something of a detailed study of this subject then, 5-element?

[Jonzjob]

[quote user="5-element"]Or the real answer is to follow the tantric path of meditation. Achieving enlightenment through a variety of longwinded sexual practices [:D] ???[/quote]

Ummmmmmmmmm? [8-)][8-)] My brain 'urts now! I don't suppose that you could enlighten us?