alleycat Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 Christmas Cake RecipeIngredients: * 2 cups flour * 1 stick butter * 1 cup of water * 1 tsp baking soda * 1 cup of sugar * 1 tsp salt * 1 cup of brown sugar * Lemon juice * 4 large eggs * Nuts * 1 bottle wine * 2 cups of dried fruit Samplethe wine to check quality. Take a large bowl, check the wine again. Tobe sure it is of the highest quality, pour one level cup and drink.Repeat. Turn on the electric mixer. Beat one cup of butter in a largefluffy bowl. Add one teaspoon of sugar. Beat again. At this point it'sbest to make sure the wine is still OK. Try another cup... Just incase. Turn off the mixerer thingy. Break 2 eggs and add to the bowl andchuck in the cup of dried fruit. Pickthe frigging fruit up off floor. Mix on the turner.. If the fried druitgets stuck in the beaterers just pry it loose with a drewscriver.Sample the wine to check for tonsisticity. Next, sift two cups of salt.Or something. Check the wine. Now shift the lemon juice and strain yournuts. Add one table. Add a spoon of sugar, or some fink. Whatever youcan find. Greash the oven. Turn the cake tin 360 degrees and try not tofall over. Don't forget to beat off the turner. Finally, throw the bowlthrough the window. Finish the wine and wipe counter with the cat. Bingle Jells!"The greatness of a nation and its moral progress can be judged by the way its animals are treated " - Mahatma Gandhi Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Junlesley Posted December 17, 2009 Share Posted December 17, 2009 That's my kind of recipe :) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Âme Posted December 18, 2009 Share Posted December 18, 2009 Not usually a big fan of Christmas cake, but this one looks fun to make. Jolly Mish-mash, alleycat! [:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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