How Many Dogs Does It Take To Change A Light Bulb?

[Deimos]

ROTTWEILER: Just one. You want to make something of it?

DOBERMAN: Immediately decides to change the brand of light bulb and find a more efficient form of lighting -- perhaps a fluorescent bulb.

AUSTRALIAN SHEPHERD: One, but just "try" to convince hem that the burned-out bulb is useless and should be thrown away.

JACK RUSSELL TERRIER: Two, but the job never gets done -- they just keep arguing about who is supposed to do it and how it's supposed to be done!

BULLDOG: Just one. But it takes them three years to do it.

POMERANIANS don't change light bulbs, although sometimes their agent will get a German Shepherd in to do the job for them while they're out.

PUG: Er, two. Or maybe one. No -- on second thought, make that two. Is that OK with you?

GOLDEN RETRIEVER: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned-out light bulb?

POODLE: Sorry, Just had my nails done.

BEAGLE: How many cookies do I get?

LAB: Why change it? The darker it is, the longer I can sleep.

DALMATIAN: Just one, but it will really hate the new bulb.

SPRINGER: Light bulb? Light bulb? That thing I just ate was a light bulb?

BORDER COLLIE: Just one. And he'll rewire the house while he's at it.

IRISH SETTER: It only takes one, but it will put in a really dim bulb.

PIT BULL TERRIER: Jump and take hold of old light bulb. Now, let go of old light bulb........ I said LET GO OF LIGHT BULB! Please???? Let go of the light bulb?????? Let go?

 

Ian

 

[Lori]

Loved it.

[PossumGirl]

I've seen this several times, Ian, and it always makes me smile.  Thanks for sending it along.

PG

[Deimos]

There are loads of other breed ones so, do add them.

Ian

[Christine Animal]

British Health Care       Two patients limp into two different British medical clinics with the same complaint.  Both have trouble walking and appear to require a hip replacement.     The first patient is examined within the hour, is x-rayed the same day and  has a time booked for surgery  the following week.     The second sees his family doctor after waiting a week for an appointment, then waits eighteen weeks to see a specialist, then gets an x-ray, which isn't reviewed for another month and finally has his surgery scheduled for a year from then.   Why the different treatment for the two patients?    The first is a Golden Retriever;    the second is a Senior Citizen.