Second hand car on Ebay

[fulcrum]

I thought you might appreciate this advert from someone selling their Renault 5. I couldn't stop laughing as I read down the text.

here we have a renault 5 gt turbo.

this car need an engine fitting, exhaust and engine bay loom.

the shell is in great

condition but does need a drivers door as i caught it when unloading it

from the trailer when i picked it up.

the car is in near mint condition and can only 1 pin dent on the O/S rear quarter near the door. (see pic)

i have an engine to come with the car but not 100% on how good it is. when i picked it up it was ment to have all been rebuilt but the head gaskit had gone. but no turbo or carb. 

the engine i've got was only taking out of the car cos it got written off.

the car also have leather front seats in gray / black.

the front bumper is in the car.

i was planning on fitting the engine to the car and put it back on the road but due to my ass hole neighbours reporting me to the council for working on my car's i cant afford to fit the engine now as i would end up being kicked out. (2 faced b*stards)

i also have for sale a -

escort RS turbo,

mk5 escort with flip paint

and a kawasaki KXF250 moto x bike

please see my other auctions ?

please look at my other auctions ?

thanks for looking and happy bidding !

[Dick Smith]

Ah bless! I can't imagine the neighbours being cross about all that going on in the front garden, can you? I love the bit about wrecking the door when unloading...