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Things you shouldn't say to people


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I was on my afternoon tramp in the woods when I mused on things you shouldn't say to people.

The French have a phrase for it l'Esprit d'escalier "the spirit that passes on the staircase".

I thought of a few but I am sure more can be added.

1. How often do you beat your wife?

2. Could you recommend a good psychiatrist?

3. You are quite pretty for an obese lady.

4. So how long have you been in the BNP?

5. What's it like being a rascist?

6. Are you considering plastic surgery?

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I asked my husband this week what he liked about me.  I know.  I know.  A bit of a dangerous question.  He thought about it for rather a long time and then replied: 'Your hair and your teeth - they both haven't changed since I married you'.

 

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[quote user="Cathy"]

I asked my husband this week what he liked about me.  I know.  I know.  A bit of a dangerous question.  He thought about it for rather a long time and then replied: 'Your hair and your teeth - they both haven't changed since I married you'.

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Surely the safest answer to such a daft question is "everything"? Your husband's answer leaves him wide open to a likely response of "you mean you dislike everything else about me "?

John

 

 

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