Russethouse Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Dog this is just to let you know that the Mods have had a message straight from the Grand Lodge via the Worshipful Master to confirm that your membership to the Freemasons has been approved.Please contact your local Lodge for further details. We are sure you will receive a very warm welcome [:)][:)][:)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Which particular bunch of Masons want me - except for a blood sacrifice?There are problems as I believe in multiple Gods and I wouldn't join any club that would have me for a member.I might just start a Shriners group in 24 but I don't think I'd get into one of those little cars.Beware the ides of April. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted April 1, 2009 Author Share Posted April 1, 2009 There are no Ides in April only March, May, July and OctoberI thought an educated man like you would know that, but never the less your fellow Masons look forward to seeing you and hope your elevation from the 3rd degree wil be rapid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 It depends on what sort of ides you are thinking of.I have a full no-claim bonus from the Scientology Church so would only concider an offer of entry to 13th level or above. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 Dog, that would work, but only if you have also had your Kabbalah training plate for over 12 months... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 I had forgotten my training plate.... long ago.I am no sleeper but I do however fly my kites on Red String avoiding the All-Seeing Eye from Horis and his mates down the lodge. Copies 1-22 of The Zohar are currently propping my barn door open I think a visiting Jehovas Witness stole voulume 23.I have changed my mind if I cannot go in well above level 33 I cannot be bothered to spend time with such bores.I take it you're not a sleeper with the apron-stringed brigade? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Clair Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 [quote user="Dog"]I take it you're not a sleeper with the apron-stringed brigade?[/quote]I have been freelancing since an unfortunate incident involving a shoehorn and braces... long story... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dog Posted April 1, 2009 Share Posted April 1, 2009 [quote user="Clair"][quote user="Dog"]I take it you're not a sleeper with the apron-stringed brigade?[/quote]I have been freelancing since an unfortunate incident involving a shoehorn and braces... long story...[/quote]I have seen some of that sort of disturbing stuff on Japanese websites - and no age of consent in Japan...Disgusting...Tonbridge Wells... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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