just john Posted March 17, 2008 Share Posted March 17, 2008 little red hen, across in the champ a bull was about to[8-|] Do NOT read beauty magazines, they will only make you feel ugly. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 .....start on his day's chores. Snorting, and walking with an arrogant air, he looked amongst his concubines for his favourite, Delphine. When he saw her, he was immediately concerned at the way she looked today . Surely not? Had she fallen victim to the maladie-anglaise? Just then, the farmer pulled open the gate and....................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Frenchie Posted March 18, 2008 Share Posted March 18, 2008 shouted " Marguerite...!!!! ".... He had noticed his favourite cow was in the corner of the field , and she was ............. ( PS Mel, I loved your smiley .. [:D] ) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted March 18, 2008 Author Share Posted March 18, 2008 ...dancing the tango with the little fat gendarme. Gaston showed Yvette what was in his other hand, crying, "Ma cherie, I 'ave just returned from Angleterre and I 'ave a bouteille of Natchbull's Leg Trembler 8% which should make you........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted March 19, 2008 Share Posted March 19, 2008 go weak at the knees'', Beer is just to enable ugly people to have sex she said, I prefer red red wine, thank you, anyway I have just seen a man who told me he ''was disgeezed as a poloceman so he am oble to move aboot with complate frodom'' what did he mean dahlink?[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted March 20, 2008 Share Posted March 20, 2008 "Ah," replied Gaston, "You misunderstand the man. When 'e says eet allows im to move about wiz freedom, 'e ees referring to ze bagginness of ze uniform trousers 'e now 'as." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted March 20, 2008 Author Share Posted March 20, 2008 "Enough of this fiddle-faddle!" cried Yvette. "My chimney has not been swept for nearly 4 years" [New readers - read page 18] " so come inside and.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted March 29, 2008 Share Posted March 29, 2008 lets get on with it.It will be such a relief at long last to get it done, after all these years.She thought that the moment would never come.And now it had ,so they hurried inside and .......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 she watched closely as he prepared to get his brush up her chimney. "Zat is not a very big one," she exclaimed, "I ope it is able to move ze blockage vich as been zere since ze end of last year..........." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 6, 2008 Share Posted April 6, 2008 Don't worry Yvette, this should penetrate through, Christmas comes but once a year and so does . . .[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 the sweep [:D] but it is not enough Yvette! a man needs to eat regularly, and a little regular brushing keeps many ills at bay and everything . . . OKaaayyy, I realise we do not have a maintenance contract but you are lucky to get me at this time, I have many offers of maintenance contracts, you should not leave it so long next time, otherwise . . . tbc.[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 There will be a big 'pouff' and I can not guarantee zee results..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 Yvette made it clear that her chimney needed a regular service .It would take the frustration away of always being on the lookout for any willing strong man to do it.She relaxed with the thought of................. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Keni Posted April 7, 2008 Share Posted April 7, 2008 a shower to clean off the ash left from the chimney sweep followed by a slice of toast with Marmite... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ........Whilst preparing her toast, it reminded Yvette how it was normally at the time of 'enjoying le petit dejeuner', that her marriage had started to fail............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 she realised that if she was to enjoy the breakfast of champions again, then she would need a champion, No? was Gaston up to the job?, or should she do the unthinkable and . . . [8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 M. le Moto sprang to mind. Here was a man who.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 was known to use both two-stroke and four-stroke with such controle-technique, she became quite breathless and her mind was clouded with a vision of . . .[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
britgirl Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ....poor Yvette. She was only a peasant woman. Could she make the right decision? Suddenly she had a thought, I know of some one who will help me, but ...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ....her best friend Natalie was away on a pole dancing course in Paris.It had been a few months since they had been in touch ,but Yvette knew that if anyone could sort out the problems in her life then Natalie was the person to do it.Since they had become friends as youngsters they had always been there for each other.When Natalie announced that she wanted to become Limousins best and only pole dancer,she couldnt stop herself.................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 ....... from giving a free demonstration... But as she did so, all the folk who had been watching remembered that another spectacle was passing by at that very moment... and everybody flocked outside to see ............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 La Tour de France, with Lance Dooda (he who was a naughty boy) heaving his rippling thighs up the Pyrenees. Until that is, Monsieur and Madame Mercier, with their two children, Marie and Pierre, and their six year old Pyrenean mountain dog with bad breath, came hurtling down the pass, having spent a day in Spain. "Oh" exclaimed Mme Mercier, "those thighs remind me of.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cowoman Posted April 9, 2008 Share Posted April 9, 2008 My old boyfriend Charles ,He had the biggest..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 ...... ones I had ever seen. Well, that was until I met Mel from the Living France forum. Now he ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
just john Posted April 10, 2008 Share Posted April 10, 2008 of course is petite compared to John and without the upperbody strength and confidence to match . . .big bad John . . .[8-|] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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