MrCanary Posted June 30, 2007 Share Posted June 30, 2007 ran to Mlle Lafarge at the Presbytery and said, "I know exactly what you 'ave in mind - keep it 'ot - I will be right back!"M le Maire then ran down the road into the Auberge............then back to Mlle Lafarge, where he..................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 2, 2007 Author Share Posted July 2, 2007 ...found the kitchen full of a wonderful aroma. " I 'ave ze bun in ze oven" she proudly announced as.... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 2, 2007 Share Posted July 2, 2007 ......the Maire ran in...He skidded to a halt, thought about what she had then said, then turned and ran back out again shouting............ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 3, 2007 Author Share Posted July 3, 2007 ..."She promised me something fragrant, and it's just a bun! Merde!" Marie from the Mairie heard the Maire hollering and shouting so she........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 ......quickly put on his favourite undies and prepared the sofa bed in his office. It was only a few moments later when.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted July 9, 2007 Share Posted July 9, 2007 Dick Smith walked in with his arm around Russethouse........... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 and a gun to her head......(Note to self - must watch this thread more carefully![:-))][:-))]) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 [quote user="Russethouse"]and a gun to her head......[/quote].............but alas! it was a water pistol as, Dick's bark is worse than his bite!................ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 Which, of course, Russethouse had known all along. However, their presence at the Mairie and the fact they walked into this story at that particular time, was purely coincidence. In fact, Russethouse was shocked to suddenly find herself featuring in the events she had been reading on the forum. And the fact she found herself with her life-long hero confused her even more...Had she been drugged and spirited away from her home? Or was this the result of the violent thunderstorm that was raging whilst she had been sitting at her computer? Had some strange phenomena effectively sucked her into this epic story via her monitor?But all was soon to be revealed when in walked...............?.............(the well-known pessimist from the website) ........who said, "....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Chauffour Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 ..."this story should be printed, it's much more interesting than A.Campbell book.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Russethouse Posted July 10, 2007 Share Posted July 10, 2007 We should print the book out as big as an advertising hording and put it just outside the town of .......... PS Life long hero ?[:-))][:-))] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 12, 2007 Author Share Posted July 12, 2007 ...Andouillete sur Merguez, the self proclaimed French centre of excellence for artisan..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
val douest Posted July 17, 2007 Share Posted July 17, 2007 ...specialités du porc. And that is why the Maire is courting the buyers from Sainsburys, Waitrose and Tesco at une petite soirée, where the savoury culinary delights on offer will be enhanced by several casks of vin rouge and the inimitable charms of Yvette, Mlle Lefarge and the delectable Sophie. "Good grief" exclaimed Justin, the chap from Tesco cold meats procurement, "please let me ..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
opas Posted July 18, 2007 Share Posted July 18, 2007 ...nip over to the bakery, they have just reduced the bread and I am sure there will be some barm cakes to put this tasty sausage stuff on" Poor Sophie , she thought he.......... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 19, 2007 Author Share Posted July 19, 2007 ...was sweet, and now she understood that when Les Anglais were referred to a 'barmy' it meant they liked barm cakes. Poor misguided Anglais, what chance did he stand of finding an Anglais delicacy in the boulangerie? Pouf! about as much chance as..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrCanary Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 .......Julian Clary appearing out of nowhere - which is exactly what happened after that certain word was used.Wearing his little pink tu-tu and with a star-dust sprinkling wand in his hand, he exclaimed to all present... "I am a natural born mincer and I have been sent to this dreadful establishment to..................... (NOTE TO MODS - Julian's own website is about him being a natural born mincer, so you need not worry about this term) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
val douest Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 .....help British exports of Christmas delicacies including mince tarts. I think there has been a dreadful mistake for which I hold my agent wholly responsible. But since I am here..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 His mentor,Larry said, " shut that door" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Kitty Posted July 26, 2007 Share Posted July 26, 2007 ... before Tony Blair comes back from his freebie holiday with Monsieur le President. Meanwhile, back in the patesserie, the pink van had pulled up and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 27, 2007 Author Share Posted July 27, 2007 ...out stepped Randy Ramon Ramirez, the ramoneur from Rochdale....... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 .........but now living in Dordogneshire. ............... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
val douest Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 ....where he found there was a surfeit of ramoneurs, especially randy ones, so he has set off to look for somewhere his special skills will be more appreciated. Yvette sees his van through the window and her heart leaps with excitement. After all this time would her chimney at last be swept? She runs to the door, but someone in a pink tutu is rushing past her calling with excitement "Blow me down, if it isn't Randy Ramon from Rochdale... I haven't seen you since......" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 27, 2007 Author Share Posted July 27, 2007 ....the last time...... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LEO Posted July 27, 2007 Share Posted July 27, 2007 .....we were at the Gracie Fields concert in the ........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
oliveau Posted July 28, 2007 Author Share Posted July 28, 2007 ...Golders Green Hippodrome in 1943, so you must be at least 103 now." At that, Randy Ramon realised that he was well past his sell by date, and dropped dead on the spot. M. Jambe de Bois, the undertaker, who just happened to be passing in his little black 2CV shuddered to a halt saying, "I am just on my way to lay the widow Beauvais........ Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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