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The male is a domesticated animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.

                                                              Jilly Cooper

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Lifting damages your health, especially if caught doing it here.

Please don't ask for credit as a smack in the mouth often offends.

Both quotes used to be posted in my local car spares shop.  The originals were probably not by anybody famous.

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Not so much a quotation as a put down. But I wish it were mine.

Earl of Sandwich: 'Pon my honor, Wilkes, I don't know whether you'll die on the gallows or of the pox.

John Wilkes: That must depend, my Lord, upon whether I first embrace your Lordship's principles, or your Lordship's mistresses.

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