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I shall add that then to the list of things that get me down http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=dPmbT5XC-q0

It's rather a long list......bald men with pony tails..drivers who turn without signalling..mobile phones..toads who sit outside making a funny noise..freezing fog...belly button fluff...I could think of lots more but you might start thinking that I'm weird.[geek]

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Cheer up peeps, here is a little joke for you and a song by young Pete http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=aE89OeM5nmU

Must have had his hair in a growbag!!

 

A mortician was working late one nightHe examined the body of Mr. Schwartz, about to be cremated, and made a startling discovery. Schwartz had the largest private part he had ever seen!

'I'm sorry Mr. Schwartz,' the mortician commented, 'I can't allow you to be cremated with such an impressive private part. It must be saved for posterity.'   So, he removed it, stuffed it into his briefcase, and took it home.

'I have to show you something you won't believe,' he said to his wife, opening his briefcase.

'My God!' the wife exclaimed, 'Schwartz is dead?!?!'
 

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That Paul sure was a man of the world.  http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=7_--lzn3SrU

Jokes are like buses, one is followed by another[:)].

A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door.

'Hurry,' she said, 'stand in the corner.'

She rubbed baby oil all over him, then dusted him with talcum powder.

'Don't move until I tell you,' she said. 'Pretend you're a statue.'

'What's this?' the husband inquired as he entered the room.

'Oh it's a statue.' she replied. 'The Smith's bought one and I liked it so much I got one for us, too.'

No more was said, not even when they went to bed.

Around
2:00 a.m.
the husband got up, went to the kitchen and returned with a sandwich and a beer.

'Here,' he said to the statue, 'have this. I stood like that for two days at the Smith's and nobody offered me a damned thing.'

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