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It was the first day of a school in USA and a new Indian

student named Chandrasekhar Subramanian entered the fourth grade...

The teacher said, "Let's begin by reviewing some American History. Who said 'Give me Liberty, or give me Death'?"

She saw a sea of blank faces except for Chandrasekhar, who had his hand up: 'Patrick Henry, 1775,' he said.

'Very good! Who said 'Government of the People, by the People, for the People, shall not perish from the Earth?''

Again, no response except from Chandrasekhar. 'Abraham Lincoln, 1863' said Chandrasekhar.

The

teacher snapped at the class, 'Class, you should be ashamed.

Chandrasekhar, who is new to our country, knows more about our history

than you do.'

She heard a loud whisper: 'Phuk the Indians'

'Who said that?' she demanded. Chandrasekhar put his hand up. 'General Custer, 1876.'

At that point, a student in the back said, 'I'm gonna puke.'

The

teacher glares around and asks 'All right! Now, who said that?' Again,

Chandrasekhar says, 'George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.'

Now

furious, another student yells, 'Oh yeah? Suck this!' Chandrasekhar

jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to the teacher, 'Bill

Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997.'

Now with almost mob hysteria

someone said 'You little shit. If you say anything else, I'll kill you.'

Chandrasekhar frantically yells at the top of his voice, 'Michael

Jackson to the child witnesses testifying against him, 2004.'

The

teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the

floor, someone said, 'Oh crapp, we're screwed!' And Chandrasekhar said

quietly, 'The American People, November 9th, 2016'...

regards

cajal

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