Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Are you suggesting that Miki is really a woman? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 If Miki is really a woman I would rather be a lesbian than cuddle up to Billy Beaumont. Oh look how many posts I have. Champion rubbish talker. I think I have posted about five sensible posts. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedstyke Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 And ,by the way, us proper supporters support England at Footy, Rugby AND cricket as well as all other sports(Tiddlywinks, etc.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Assuming us proper supporters are all English, don't we all? Mind, I'm no big follower of the England baseball team. So there is a matter of degree!Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 [quote user="Miki"][quote]"Mikki! you are 10 times a better looker than Mourinho!...[/quote]Blige me missyesbut, you're the gal pour moi !! ...............................And then I read this bit [quote].......... and Billy Beaumont, my english heart-throb! [/quote] And realised you may have a visual discrepancy, still it was nice while it lasted [:D][/quote] Mikki, I'll let you into a little secret!...Some 25 + years ago, I met this bloke, at a rugby bash or some'it like that, good looker and his name was Beaumont... Tall, English, posh manners, everything a girl wants... and I am not shy after a glass or two... [:$]... I ended up marrying the bloke. Not Bill! but this other bloke called Beaumont whom everybody had told me was like Bill! tall, English, posh manners...Boy!... I didn't realise then that I had visual discrepancy!... I blame the whisky... and have been wearing glasses ever since!! [:D][:D]But you Mikki.... if we was both footloose and fancyfree [:-))]... never know! [kiss] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 OMG Missyesbut you really scared me then after what I wrote about Billy. I thought Oh No! And went all hot around the gills. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 [quote user="missyesbut"]But you Mikki.... if we was both footloose and fancyfree [:-))]... never know! [kiss][/quote]You've been at the sauce again, haven't you?Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 [quote user="KatieKopyKat"]OMG Missyesbut you really scared me then after what I wrote about Billy. I thought Oh No! And went all hot around the gills.[/quote]Is this some reference to Billy the Fish? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedstyke Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 Ah Baseball.Isnt that all about HOMERS ?Doh !! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedstyke Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 Only 9 Days 1Hour and 27 minutes to go. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Just Katie Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 [quote user="Cassis"][quote user="KatieKopyKat"]OMG Missyesbut you really scared me then after what I wrote about Billy. I thought Oh No! And went all hot around the gills.[/quote]Is this some reference to Billy the Fish?[/quote]Oh for goodness sake. Billy Beaumont, keep up you silly sausage. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Sorry - it was the gills reference that threw me.Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 [quote]If Miki is really a woman I would rather be a lesbian than cuddle up to Billy Beaumont.Oh look how many posts I have. Champion rubbish talker. I think I have posted about five sensible posts. [/quote]Sorry, it's actually on record as four sensible and 740 plus as poor to middling [:D]........And I'm bycycliste as well [;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 [quote] But you Mikki.... if we was both footloose and fancyfree ... never know! [/quote]Phew, that's the cold shower over, now where were we? oh yes, is he LordBertie Beaumont the bruiser, from Bermondsey ? If he is, yer neverheard of me[;-)] Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Why should being a bycycliste make you a Gemini? May be talking at cross-postings here.Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Miki Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Eh ? Didn't know having a shower made me a Gemini ? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
KathyC Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 Definitely "nul points" for that one! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Missy Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 >>>...You've been at the sauce again, haven't you?...<<< Moi! avec une chopine! Non, jamais!... Cross my heart, hope to die : stone cold sober this minute and have been all day... see still at work... but absolutely parched! ....shame about the 45 minutes commuting... Anyway Mikki and Cassis why don't you explain the off side rule to the lassie who knows nuffink about footie... then I can show off with my newly found knowledge! See you later I'm off home!... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 A player is in an offside position if: he is nearer to his opponents' goal line than both the ball and the second last opponentA player is not in an offside position if: he is in his own half of the field of playhe is level with the second last opponenthe is level with the last two opponentsCommiting an Offside Offence A player in an offside position is only penalised if, at themoment the ball touches or is played by one of his team, he is, in theopinion of the referee, involved in active play by: interfering with playinterfering with an opponentgaining an advantage by being in that positionNo Offence There is no offside offence if a player receives the ball directly from: a goal kicka throw-ina corner kickThere you go - show off all you like!Phil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedstyke Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 And Here again - WITH DIAGRAMShttp://www.burtrandworld.co.uk/offside-rule.php Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 It's ever so slightly more complex in rugby - here's a summary from the BBC:IN OPEN PLAYIf a player is in front of a team-matein possession of the ball, or in front of their team-mate who lastplayed the ball, they will be offside if: They are actively trying to play the ball Don't get back within 10m of an opponent who's waiting for the ball They move towards the opponents or the place where the ball lands without first coming back onside The referee will award a penalty at the place where the offence took placeAT A SCRUMFor scrum-halves, the offside line is the line of the ball fed into the scrum. So that means they can't go past that line until the ball has been put into the scrum by the opposing number nine. For all the other players, the offside line is an imaginary line drawn through the foot of the last player in the scrum. No player apart from the eight forwards and scrum-halves are allowed in this area. The opposing scrum-half has to wait until the ball is fully out of the scrum before making a tackle for the ball. If they don't, then the referee will be on their case. A penalty will be given at the place where the offence took place. AT A RUCK OR MAUL Most offside decisions in rugby union happen at rucks and mauls, especially when the ball is being recycled a lot. Like the scrum, an imaginary line is drawn through the foot of the last player in the ruck or maul. Players must either join the ruck or maul or get behind the offside line. A player is offside at a ruck or maul if: They join in from their opponent's side They join play from in front of the last man in the ruck or maul Do not join either the ruck or maul, but fail to get behind the offside line They leave the ruck or maul, but do not get behind the offside line. The referee will give a penalty to the opposition at the place where the offside happened.AT A LINEOUTThere are two different imaginary offside lines for players in the line-out and those outside the line-out. The first line shows the offside linefor the forwards and the scrum-half until the ball has been thrown in,touched a player or the touched the ground. The other line represents the otheroffside line for the players not in the line-out - usually the backs -who must be 10m behind the line of touch. A player is offside at a line-out if: They have gone beyond theline of the throw before the ball has touched a player or the ground,unless they are jumping for the ball. The ball has been touched by hand or the ground, a playerhas gone beyond the ball unless they are tackling, or attempting totackle, a member of the opposing team.AT A KICK BY A TEAM MATEIf one of your team-mates is about tokick a high up-and-under or a cheeky little grubber kick for you to runonto, make sure you are level or just behind them when they kick. If you are not, the referee will award your opponents a penalty because you are offside. The rules say that to be onside at akick, an active player, not in possession of the ball, must be behindthe player who kicks the ball. If you are in front of the kicker, make sure you don't get involved with open play. You can do this by raising your arms and running back to an onside position. This shows the referee you have no intention of joining play because you know you're offside. However, if you make no attempt tomove back to an onside position as play continues, the referee willaward a penalty to the opposition. Otherwise, it's all pretty straightforward. If you want the diagrams, they're here:http://news.bbc.co.uk/sportacademy/hi/sa/rugby_union/rules/offside/newsid_4029000/4029103.stmPhil Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TWINKLE Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 I've got two things to say.Misseyesbut - hands off Miki!Mr Tyke do you seriously think that if you want to start a band you will get very far by watching the footie all summer? Oh and just to keep the thread on topic - did you know that I smooched with Glenn Hoddle when I was 15? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedstyke Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 I rest my case missus. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leedstyke Posted May 31, 2006 Author Share Posted May 31, 2006 Glen was always good at making passes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cassis Posted May 31, 2006 Share Posted May 31, 2006 He was famed for his long balls. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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