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Yes, I'm just a soul whose intentions are good
Oh Lord, please don't let me be misunderstood  (The Animals?)

Cerise, don’t worry about scrumptious George’s condition. I have enough special witchery potions brewed to ensure he is restored to pre Twinkle state.

Miki, I’m almost ‘’blushing’’ here at your insinuations (misunderstood again!).  My intentions are positively honourable and angelic (Mother Theresa, me). I will not make sweet and edible George engage in any activities that  I  -sorry- he won’t get the maximum pleasure from. He has a lot to do here and it will simply take some time before he is handed over to Lori.

Just to clarify things for any forumers with dubious minds (say 100 Hail Marys!)

I am, of course, talking about intellectual pursuits with delectable George: literature, cinema, theatre etc to be dissected and analysed from every angle and position.

Twinkle, let go of him! Allez, fous-lui la paix!

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I am, of course, talking about intellectual pursuits with delectable George: literature, cinema, theatre etc to be dissected and analysed from every angle and position.

Twinkle, let go of him! Allez, fous-lui la paix!

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Very funny LG.  Well as long as you do one of your potion thingies before you send him over my way.  I'd like him rested up..

 

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[quote user="LanguedocGal2"]... He has a lot to do here and it will simply take some time before he is handed over to Lori.

...... Twinkle, let go of him! Allez, fous-lui la paix!

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Twinkle get on wivit!! LanguedocGal2 wants him then Lori and then meeeee!!!!!

I have soooo much for him to do at my place [6] ... Ironing, finishing the kitchen, tidying up the office, move over to the barn to install the plumbing, underfloor heating, plastering, decorating.... That is just for starters [;-)]

For main course and deserts there is carrying my luggage on hols, driving me around, wining and dining me at the best spots in Gay Paree and on the french riviera, swimming pool private attendant, hotel and casino escort.... [Www]

Come on girls Hurry up!!!

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[quote user="Tay"]....... because my mother fancies him!!!  [/quote]

 

It would worry me a great deal if my Mother fancied the same blokes as I do...  Competition would be a little too tight [Www]

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Exactly why I don't fancy him!  Nor Richard Gere, Kevin Costner, Patrick Swayze and Brad Pitt.  My mother is far too old to be drooling over blokes anyhow!

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[quote user="Russethouse"] ......... there is nothing wrong with window shopping ![:D][/quote]

well.... to window shop all your life comes sort of... [:(] ... after a while ... You've got to try the goods [6] on offer at some time... and if it don't fit/out of fashion/whatever... then back on the shelf and on to the next shop window ...

[:$][:D][6]

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Sorry - back now - we went skiing in the Pyrénees for two days and he insisted on taking me out for a St. Valentines candlelit dinner.  You can have him now girls but he's exhausted after the piste noir[:)]

I know - terrible but I don't care! 

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Well! Gorgeous George finally materialised this morning and is looking a little worse for wear after a stint at Twinkle’s, but my special brew will soon have him back on form.  He isn’t too happy at the moment though having just realised that he now has to share my precious self.

Despairing that that wench Twinkle wasn’t ever going to release him, I had made other plans and now he is sulking at having to share me with Delicious Denzil.  He’ll soon realise that even half of my time is magic.

Lori, don’t hold your breath as we are starting with ‘War and Peace’ followed by a long list of other monumental works.

Missy, I strongly suggest you get yourself a gigolo c u m carpenter/plumber/builder because by the time I finish with Georgie, he’ll be at least 70.[:D]

Thanks Dearest Warlock du Nord, Bisous bisous plus I send you lots of glorious sunshine from beau Languedoc.

 

Edit: Why doesn't the system like C. U. M? Re edited to keep TU happy. As a preposition it probably won't be acceptable either.[:)] 

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Missy, I strongly suggest you get yourself a gigolo c u m carpenter/plumber/builder because by the time I finish with Georgie, he’ll be at least 70.[:D]

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Gigolo ?... Moi!  [:-))] Nah can't afford them.... 

MUST have a Sugar Daddy as I am veerrry HIGH maintenance [;-)] [:D] It should have been MOI with that Mr Marshall the 500th! and not that common Anna Nicole Smith... The ignomy of her bearing the same name as me...... (won't tell you which one[:P])

Failing a sugar daddy then a rich toyboy hence Georgy Swooney Clooney..... Big HUGE sigh!... Wales is very much away from the center of his world.....

[6][:D]

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We're at the back of a long queue Megs! [:(]

Monika, we do boxes for big birthdays too. How about a hairnet, toothcup & Steradent, Fixadent, Tena lady, bloomers, blue rinse dye, corn plasters.......... BTW we do give a nice pressie too![;-)]

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Surgical stockings an earing aid and a mgnifying glass

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Such innocence! [;-)]

Right, I'm going to the nearest bridge to chuck myself off, the wait is gonna be just too long for George. LG2 isn't gonna part with him for yonks & there's the dictionary to go through yet.[:P] Then Missy, oh dear & Lori. Oh woe is me! There'll be nowt left [:(] Ah........where's that rugby calender post of Christine's?[Www]

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I went to see that film with George in it last night.  Anyway don't know what those 2 have done to him but he was looking very bashed about and they've drained all the colour out of him so the film had to be in black and white[:-))]  Back to the rugby calendar girls, he won't be worth having when they've finished[;-)]
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Cerise, his grey phase no doubt coincided with his stint at Twinkle’s, who no doubt drained the colour out of him. I’m happy to announce that Georgie is now peachy, perky and bouncy in all the right places…..[;-)]

Sorry JayJay, rugby calendar sounds an excellent idea for those on the waiting list. You know, it’s rugby country here. There’s sun (not today), rugby and lots of wine. One worthwhile thing out of 3 is not bad. Wouldn’t dare say that in public in these parts.

Ladies, don't you worry about sweet George, as I have the goodness of a pure convent lass, he's practically in heaven. (where's the halo smiley?)

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