Translate to French!!! plz

[imperfectem]

could anyone translte this into french for me??? i don't know how

I am an optimist and I think that in the future we will all live on mars because the world will be eaten by the sun. The cars will fly and we won’t need telephones anymore we will have hologram’s instead. We will find 10 new solar systems and will be life in some. Some races will be very advanced but other will still have dinosaurs. We will have a lot of healthy vegetables because we will have plenty new soil to grow them on. Most of the animals will die on earth because we will only bring some with us and they were our pets e.g. cats dogs. The population will have gone down because the trip from earth will take lives. The life expectancy of humans will rise again because our new environment will have clean air and food will be healthier. For fun we will not run around anymore but we will invent virtual reality games that are fun to play and will burn fat and tone muscles fast.  

 

thankyou sooo much if you could...

em

[Ysatis]

   You say 'you don't know how'.

   Is this because you have no knowledge at all of the French language?  If you do have some knowledge, this is only a suggestion, but why don't you post an attempt at a translation and maybe some of us could help with mistakes that you may have made.

   I think it's quite a paragraph, length wise, to expect others to do with what seems no effort made on your part. If this post sounds a bit unhelpful, I don't mean it to sound like that. I just think others, including myself , not that I'm an expert in the French language, but do have some knowledge, will be more willing to help you. Just a thought.

Regards,

[Clair]

I'd agree with EMH...

I'll help you if you try [:)] (and  I speak French fluently...!)

[Weedon]

Am optimist and I think that in the future will do us all life on March because the world will be eaten by on Sundays.  The cars will fly and we have gagné’le need of t telephones more will have us hologramme’s rather.  We will find 10 solar new systems and will be life in someone.  Some races will very be advanced but other will always do has dinosaurs.  We will have a lot of healthy vegetables because we will have the abundance new ground to grow them on.  The pluspart of the animals will die on earth because we only will bring someone with us and they were our animals favorite by former. cats dogs.  The population will be descended because the trip of the earth will take lives.  The life expectancy of human will raise again because our new environment will have own air and food will be healthy.  For entertainment that we will not run towards more but we will invent the games true realities that are funny to play and will burn big and the muscles of your quick ones.             

    

Suis optimiste et je pense qu'à l'avenir nous ferons toute vie sur mars parce que le monde sera mangé par le dimanche. Les voitures voleront et nous avons gagné’le besoin de t téléphone plus nous aurons hologramme’s plutôt. Nous trouvera 10 nouveau solaire systèmes et sera vie dans quelques-uns. Quelques races seront très avancées mais autre fera toujours a des dinosaures. Nous aurons beaucoup de légumes sains parce que nous aurons l'abondance nouveau sol pour les grandir sur. La pluspart des animaux mourra sur terre parce que nous seulement apportera quelques-uns avec nous et ils étaient nos animaux favoris par ex. chats chiens. La population sera descendu parce que le voyage de la terre prendra des vies. L'espérance de vie d'humain élèvera encore parce que notre nouvel environnement aura propre air et nourriture sera sain. Pour l'amusement que nous ne courrons pas vers plus mais nous inventerons les jeux de réalité véritables qui sont amusants jouer et brûleront gros et les muscles de ton rapides.

I copied and pasted to my (shop bought) translator programme.  The top one was after I translated it back to English.

Just as a matter of interest, for those of us who like a little seclusion, will the possibility exist to use Jupiter instead?

Edited

PS.  How soon do we have to leave, in order to get there before all the best areas to live in get snapped up.

PPS.  Is that em or im, as I feel it would be little more cosy to be on first names, you can call me weed.

       

 

 

[Fiona]

Can't see the sense of it in English - why would you want to translate it to French???  Am I missing the funny part???

[Ron Avery]

"Can't see the sense of it in English - why would you want to translate it to French???  Am I missing the funny part???

No Fiona you are the only one to spot this is rainy day wind up.  This is his or its first post.  Did this come from one of those Viagra or a stock market must get on E mail I wonder[:P].

[Ysatis]

   It was my first thought that the post seemed a bit odd, but I've got my helpful hat on today and now I'm beginning to feel a bit of a fool now.[:$]

[Ford Anglia]

I wondered if it was someone with a child, or a child itself, trying to get their French homework done........

[Ysatis]

   I agree that I thought is was a young person because of the 'plz', but I have recently done GCSE and now coming to the end of AS level (in French as a mature student) and can't quite see that the content covers what they have written, even though I know we all have personal opinions on vast and varied subjects. It's not something I would have tackled if I had absolutely no idea how to translate.

[Tourangelle]

It's an exercise on using the future, isn't it, written by somebody who doesn't know how to use an apostrophe.  Weedon's automatic translator isn't up to much, but it is more than the OP deserved if he is in fact getting us to do his homework.

[Ysatis]

You could be right, the OP has used the word 'will' a lot, 20 times in fact.

[Weedon]

Tourangelle wrote:- Weedon's automatic translator isn't up to much, but it is more than the OP deserved if he is in fact getting us to do his homework.

It's now becoming clear to me why French people fall to the ground clutching their sides after they have read my letters written with the aid of my translator.

The EasyTranslator 4 is the NEW and  DELUXE version.  But I bet you couldn't translate the OPs version into Japanese, well I can with the aid of my EasyTransl etc etc. so there.

[Ford Anglia]

Just stick a babel fish in your ear..................oh no, that was Ford Prefect, wasn't it?

 

[Weedon]

Could have been the 100E with its 1172cc engine.  But weren't those collets a swine to remove from the side valves.  I much preferred the 107E, the one where they dropped the 997cc engine with its overhead valves into the same body. The 4 spd gearbox was an improvement on the 3spd as well don't you think?

[Catalpa]

Im / Em - what's the translation for and does it relate to coursework or exams...? [:D] BTW, if Earth has been "eaten" by the sun it's pretty definite that Mars will have gone the same way. [6] Oh! Or did you mean that the world will be eaten by The Sun...?? [:-))]

[Tourangelle]

[quote user="Tourangelle"]It's an exercise on using the future, isn't it, written by somebody who doesn't know how to use an apostrophe.  Weedon's automatic translator isn't up to much, but it is more than the OP deserved if he is in fact getting us to do his homework.

[/quote]

No offence Weedon! I'm sure it's really useful. 

[Weedon]

None taken and you are quite correct, it's not up to much except to make French people smile.

[Christine Animal]

[quote user="Weedon"]Could have been the 100E with its 1172cc engine.  But weren't those collets a swine to remove from the side valves.  I much preferred the 107E, the one where they dropped the 997cc engine with its overhead valves into the same body. The 4 spd gearbox was an improvement on the 3spd as well don't you think?[/quote]

Aurait pu être le 100E avec son 1172cc moteur. Mais n'étaient pas ces douilles qu'un porcs pour enlever des soupapes latérales. J'ai préféré beaucoup le 107E, l'un où ils ont tombé le 997cc moteur avec ses soupapes de frais généraux dans le même corps. La 4 boîte de vitesses de spd était une amélioration sur le 3spd fait aussi ne vous pensez pas ?    [:'(]  [geek]

[Weedon]

Mrs A, is it any wonder that I struggle to comprehend translated French documents when my PC programme churns out examples like this, from your posting?[8-)]

 

 

Could have been the 100th one with his 1172CC motor.  But did not be these sockets that a porks to remove lateral soupapes.  I preferred a lot the 107th one, the one where they have fallen the 997CC motor with its soupapes general expenses in the same body.  The 4 transmission of spd was an improvement on the 3SPD does also do not think you? 

[Ford Anglia]

[quote user="Weedon"]Could have been the 100E with its 1172cc engine.  But weren't those collets a swine to remove from the side valves.  I much preferred the 107E, the one where they dropped the 997cc engine with its overhead valves into the same body. The 4 spd gearbox was an improvement on the 3spd as well don't you think?[/quote]

Mine was a 105E, 997 ohv, with three forward speeds and no synchro on 1st.

I dearly wanted to put a 1500GT engine in it, but my dad talked me out of it, so I bought a Mk11 Lotus Cortina in metallic Silver Fox instead. Now there WAS a car.......... The ultimate "Q" car, looked like everyone else's Cortina, went like stink, sounded awesome.

[Weedon]

Are you sure that you had a genuine Lotus Cortina?  I thought they only came in white with a green stripe down each side[8-)]  Whatever you had, it was fortunate you never had the Blue Mink as that used to have the paint fall off it[Www]