Furry Knickers Posted July 26, 2005 Share Posted July 26, 2005 Hello everyoneI have just got back from me little colombage house in Normandie, in France. Ah it was lovely there! While there, I discovered that me neighbour had a poncho for Reverse Siamese mice! So I thought I would buy him a couple of the little creatures now I know of his fondness for them! Well I went to me local mouse shop near Lisieux, whithin the new Vilmorin garden centre. Well I could not believe it when I was told that a pair of reverse Siamese Mouses would have to be ordered in, and would cost me 175 euros each! I nearly had a cornia right there next to the sleeping Chinchilla! I tried another Mouse outlet called "sourisville" in the hills above Blangy in the Chateaux, and they were even more deerer! But as I left "sourisville" a big fat butch woman wearing a leopard print leotard, and tattoos all over her arms, approached me, and as I started to run she roared in a very aggressive manner "I give you mouse for plenty cheapness" now I assumed she was a lazerbeam, but now I was definately convinced she was a bi-lingual, I turned to her and said " I must have reverse Siamese" she said "I give you the mouses for a little prix" I said " mois go get mois monais from mois vulture missus" I was actually quite scared, and leaped into me car and sped off like a mad thing that had just been circumnavigated without any anaesthetic. I went back to the garden centre and bought 3 lovely bushy Abelia plants, one for me little colombage garden, one for me little Wyre Piddle garden and one for me neighbour, he can get his own mouse! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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