Rugby World Cup jokes

[NormanH]

These have already started at the expense of the English team.

"Quelle est la différence entre des oeufs et des Anglais? Les oeufs sortent de la poule"

What is the difference between eggs and the English? Eggs come out of the pool 'Poule'"

Where will you find the English in the quarter finals? Among the referees...

[Frederick]

The teacher asked her class to write down on a piece of paper the type of work their daddies did. The children, very excitedly, scribbled their answers.

One by one, the teacher asked each child to stand and describe the job. There was much laughter and screaming, apart from, that is, little Tommy.

“Tommy, why do you look so sad?” asked the teacher.

Tommy slowly rose to his feet, and, with his head bowed low, told the class in a quavering voice: “My Dad’s a stripper in a gay bar.” The other children remained silent, as Tommy choked back tears and continued:

“Sometimes, he doesn’t come home, and my Mummy sits crying. Sometimes, he sells his body for other men’s pleasure.”

There were gasps around the classroom. The teacher acted quickly and dismissed the children, telling them to go out and play. She then walked up to little Tommy, put her arm around his shoulders and asked: “Is all that true, Tommy?”

“No, not at all, Miss, but I was too embarrassed to say that he really plays rugby for England!”