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Have to confess that I 'borrowed' it as well. [:$]

Hope your turkey is oven ready.[Www] http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/2643155/ShowPost.aspx

Hoki, so(le) is there a batter plaice to go?[:D][:D]  

Not for the faint hearted[:D] A man walks into a pharmacy and wanders up and down the aisles. The sales girl notices him and asks him if she can help him. He answers that he is looking for a box of tampons for his wife.   She directs him to the correct aisle.   A few minutes later he deposits a huge bag of cottonwool balls and a ball of string on the counter.   She looks at him confused, and says,  Sir I thought you were looking for some tampons for your wife?'   He answers 'You see it's like this. Yesterday I sent my wife to the store to get me a packet of cigarettes, and she came back with a tin of tobacco and some rolloing papers, cause it's soooooo much cheaper. So I figure if I have to roll my own...... so does she'[:-))]

How does the old adage go? "Don't do as I did, do as I say"   [:$]   [:D]  

I cheated and bought it. (As long as it's not quiche, omelette or boiled it's fine)

I think it depends which ferry you're on. Haven't travelled with BF for a few years.I last travelled with LD lines and everything (perfumes, confectionary etc) was in one shop.

Not too sure if it's the best meal I've ever cooked, but it was the most challenging and rewarding, and one I would certainly enjoy again Some friends do not eat meat, fish, mushrooms or eggs!!  I searched through the few cookery books I had with me and came up with the following menu; ************* Spinach and ricotta lasagne with homemade tomato jus and salad leaves, ****************************** Potato, leek and cheese gratin (loosely based on tartiflette) Spicy bean casserole Roasted summer veg ****************** cheese and biscuits ************** pear tart and creme fraiche ************ I think they enjoyed it, as there were clean plates all round.[:D]      

I recently travelled back from France, and the 'duty-free' shop didn't open until we had been sailing for 1/2 hour. I only wanted to buy a newspaper[:(]

Following on from my last posting, Clair has compiled a fact sheet for those who may have to deal with the death of a loved one whilst living in France. http://www.completefrance.com/cs/forums/1507398/ShowPost.aspx

My thoughts and prayers are with you at this very difficult time. Val

There is a saying that you should 'eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dinner like a pauper'. presumably this is because not only is it easier to digest, but also  gives you the energy you need. I have to admit that as I've gotten older I find it more difficult to digest a heavy meal after about 8pm.[:(]  

[quote user="sweet 17"] Yes, something's definitely got to change.   I bake lovely bread   [/quote] Could wheat be a problem?[:-))]  I used to have bread/toast every day. I tried a GI eating plan, avoiding wheat and although I didn't loose much weight I lost inches around my waist. As soon as I started to eat lots of bread I start to bloat again. [:(] Anyone want to buy a breadmaker?

[quote user="dave21478"] Problem was.......he couldnt cook very well.   Admittedly, his pizzas were pretty good, but one day he suggested cooking a fresh ducks breast in the microwave. Something had to be done. [/quote][+o(]  

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist". The proctologist fainted. [+o(] Edit; sorry double posting.

A cardiologist died and was given an elaborate funeral. A huge Heart covered in flowers stood behind the casket during the service. Following the eulogy, the heart opened, and the casket rolled inside. The heart then closed, sealing the doctor in the beautiful heart forever. At that point, one of the mourners burst into laughter. When all eyes stared at him, he said, "I'm sorry, I was just thinking of my own funeral....I'm a gynecologist". The proctologist fainted. [+o(]

Could it be desribed as 'Traditionally prepared' which would leave him room to adjust the menu according to the seasons.

Have to confess that I 'borrowed' it. Just thought it might be of amusement to others........especially those who remember following an elderly gent (wearing a trilby) travelling at the top speed of 25mph. [Www]

If you are thinking of planning a sunday afternoon excursion, give this a go. ‎1 - Open Google Maps (directions) 2 - Type China as your starting point 3 - Type Taiwan as your destination. 4 - Read step 48 Who'll be the first to do it? [:D]

'fess up Sweets. Bet you once had this lurking at the back of the cupboard under the sink.[:D] http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6Y93daLAeo&feature=related

[quote user="cornfield"]Personally I don't buy any cleaning products, I make them all myelf and they work really well. The basic ingredients for all my recipes are white vinegar, liquid soap, bicarbonate of soda, caustic soda, borax and salt...... have completely given up on hair shampoo after reading a post elsewhere and my hair has never been in better condition. Funny old life innit? [/quote] [I]So what do you use for your hair? In the near future I will be in the close proximity of  lime mortar etc.The last couple of times I've been there it has turned my hair to the texture of straw. Any help gratefully received. [:-))]

Amazing what you can find in the kitchen.Bicarb of soda is also very useful. [geek] www.thenewhomemaker.com/bakingsoda  

[quote user="dave21478"]The previous ladyfriend and myself (early 30`s) generally slept together but had a spare bedroom which would be used by either of us at any time due to her snoring like a faulty chainsaw and me snoring like an old tractor starting from cold. Whoever was disturbed by the others noises would retreat to the second bedroom for some peace and quiet. [/quote] [:D][:D][:D]

Just in case you hadn't noticed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysM7KOxF0WU Sorry, double posting due to very slow internet connection.[:(]

Just in case you hadn't noticed. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ysM7KOxF0WU