cajal
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Following your Wickes link will take you to OSB3 which under product details is suitable for use under humid conditions and will also require ends and edges preserved for external use..Don't forget Humid (Atmospherically damp) - English is different to Humide (Wet) - French.Perhaps if you tell us for what purpose you will be requiring a particular board for an alternative, with translation, can be suggested.regardscajal
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dalle osb = tongue & groove edgepanneau osb = straight edgeosb = oriented strand board (English term adopted in France)regardscajal
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What is hardboard ? High density fibreboard (HDF).....not to be confused with MDFHydrofuge was right though in terms of 'water resistant'.That's why I didn't highlight itregardscajal
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[quote user="Patf"]Plaque de plâtre hydrofuge.[/quote]is actually plasterboard not hardboard.Hardboard is isorelI've never come across a water resistant hardboard but a coat of paint/sealer can transform it to suchregardscajal
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Grumpyaudemanregardscajal
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Yes Lehaut......You're on fire!!!!regardscajal
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For sale: The entire Internet on 33,674,964,367 DVDs.Or without porn, on 54 DVDs.regardscajal
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I thought that buying my wife a maid's outfit would improve things in the bedroom, but nothing has changed. The place is still a tip.========================================================================The wife suggested I get myself one of those penis enlargers, so I did.She’s 21, and her name’s Kathy.========================================================================I'm reaching out on behalf of a friend of mine who needs some help!His wife told him to go out and get some of those pills that would help him get an erection.When he came back he handed her some diet pills.Anyway, he's looking for a place to live. Can anyone help him..?regards cajal
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Tech Support in Marriage(The Query)Dear Tech Support,Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slowdown in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewellery applications, which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5, and then installed undesirable programs such as: Football 5.0, F1 3.0 and Golf Clubs 4.1. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and House Cleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system.Please note that I have tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but to no avail.What can I do?Signed,Desperate.(The response)Dear Desperate, First keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while Husband 1.0 is an operating system.Please enter command: I thought you loved me.html <http://me.html/> and try to download Tears 6.2. Do not forget to install the Guilt 3.0 update. If that application works as designed, Husband 1.0 should then automatically run the applications Jewellery 2.0 and Flowers 3.5. However, remember, overuse of the above application can cause Husband 1.0 to default to Grumpy Silence 2.5, Happy Hour 7.0, or Beer 6.1.Please note that Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will download the Farting and Snoring Loudly Beta version. Whatever you do, DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Mother-In-Law 1.0 as it runs a virus in the background that will eventually seize control of all your system resources.In addition, please, do not attempt to re-install the Boyfriend 5.0 program. These are unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memory and cannot learn new applications quickly.You might consider buying additional software to improve memory and performance.We recommend: Cooking 3.0.Good Luck!'regardscajal
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an offer that might seem contemptuously derisory to you, but is all I can afford to pay?"pourquoi ne pas devenir copain ici, à prendre ou à laisser"whils't doing the sucking air over teeth thing.regardscajal
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I have not had one sales call during this week I have been a-gardenin' in the Vendée.Pacitel ceased operations on Jan 1st. Maybe your good fortune has been prompted by someother event.regardscajal
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Signed up here a couple of days ago.regardscajal
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SNCF This could be of use to you.regardscajal
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European paradise:
You are invited to an official lunch. You are welcomed by an Englishman. Food is prepared by a Frenchman and an Italian puts you in the mood and everything is organised by a German.
European hell:
You are invited to an official lunch. You are welcomed by a Frenchman. Food is prepared by an Englishman, German puts you in the mood but, don’t worry, everything is organised by an Italian.
That joke was proposed by a Belgian as the Official European Joke, the
joke that every single European pupil should learn at school. The Joke will improve the relationship between the nations as well as promote our self humour and our culture.The European Council met in order to make a decision. Should the joke be the Official European Joke or not?The British representative announced, with a very serious face and without moving his jaw, that the joke was absolutely hilarious.The French one protested because France was depicted in a bad way in the joke. He explained that a joke cannot be funny if it is against France.Poland also protested because they were not depicted in the joke.Luxembourg asked who would hold the copyright on the joke. The Swedish representative didn’t say a word, but looked at everyone with a twisted smile.Denmark asked where the explicit sexual reference was. If it is a joke, there should be one, shouldn’t there?Holland didn’t get the joke, while Portugal didn’t understand what a 'joke' was. Was it a new concept?Spain explained that the joke is funny only if you know that the lunch was at 13h, which is normally breakfast time. Greece complained that they were not aware of that lunch, that they missed an occasion to have some free food, that they were always forgotten. Romania then asked what a 'lunch' was.Lithuania et Latvia complained that their translations were inverted, which is unacceptable even if it happens all the time. Slovenia told them that its own translation was completely forgotten and that they do not make a fuss. Slovakia announced that, unless the joke was about a little duck and a plumber, there was a mistake in their translation. The British representative said that the duck and plumber story seemed very funny too.Hungary had not finished reading the 120 pages of its own translation yet.Then, the Belgian representative asked if the Belgian who proposed the joke was a Dutch speaking or a French speaking Belgian. Because, in one case, he would of course support a compatriot but, in the other case, he would have to refuse it, regardless of the quality of the joke.To close the meeting, the German representative announced that it was nice to have the debate here in Brussels but that, now, they all had to make the train to Strasbourg in order to take a decision. He asked that someone to wake up the Italian, so as not to miss the train, so they can come back to Brussels and announce the decision to the press before the end of the day."What decision?" asked the Irish representative.And they all agreed it was time for some coffee.regards
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[quote user="Leanne"]I'm not sure why you have to be so rude? I am genuinely worried. I am a young mother asking for advice and do not need such comments as, 'is this a wind up?' Because you are making me feel stupid. [/quote]Hi Leanne,Best thing is to just ignore her. It's the way she is. If you don't do life her way you're wrong.Good luck with your research.cajal
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Is there an RSPCA in FranceI believe this is the French equivalent. Unless the said 'flic' is maltreating the dog it could be difficult to change the situation. Might be worth a trip to the Marie.Good luckcajal
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..........and end up covered in lather and bubbles,Any possibility you could post a photograph? There is a Photography or a Wildlife/Nature board. regardscajal
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"Rise up at Night”(Nuit debout) – but beyond that there are few clues as to what unites the protesters gathered under the watchful gaze of several hundred riot police.There's your clue. I don't suppose anyone of them gets their tired lazy as*es out of bed till nightfall. regardscajal
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Bon après-midi pour les francophilesNice to see you on here, Cajal. Nice to be here mint.Actually, lists of expressions alone are not much use and they do not give a context and wouldn't necessarily enable the reader to use them effectively or even correctly.Au contraire. Ma motivation était de ne pas vous dire tout comment sucer les œufs.As Archant, the company who own the magazine and consequently the 'France Forum' where we hang out, had published an article of idioms in 'Complete France' I thought it would be a gesture to create a link to that article. This board and this particular thread seemed the most appropriate location for a link-to for such an article.especially how we made many faux pas, socially and linguistically in the course of our coming to grips with the language.Two of mine:l'homme de poste (facteur)week-end de vacances de banque (faire le pont)regardscajal
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I'm not what would be referred to as a regular in here but when I read this from our own 'Complete France' magazine I thought of all you francophiles here. Perhaps you are already aware of its existance and have read it .....in which case I'll get my coat.regardscajal
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[quote user="PaulT"]With the funny rules that the French seem to have is there a danger of putting a stamp on something that does not need a stamp mean it will not be delivered? :)[/quote] Spot on PaulT. I read the above out to Mrs c.(she doesn't do social media) and she responded with "Yeah. There's someone who's got the hang of living in France"regardscajal
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[quote]Please tell me where I find those three buttons, I don't seem to have this feature, nor the "notify" option. Almost certainly something wrong on my part.Thanks from ernie.[/quote]On a PC/Laptop (not sure about tablets/phones?)If you go to the 'header' at the top of the page you should see 'edit your details' followed by your name 'ernie'Click on 'ernie' and it will take you to your editable details page.The penultimate option is: Enable Email Notifications of replies to your posts. Yes or No.After making your selection the final option (bottom of page right) is 'save changes'.Hope that helps.regardscajal
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[quote user="NormanH"]If you look closely at the picture you will see that it is water in the glass...[:)][/quote]Ah, eau de vie, that kind of water.Rocket fuel that stuff....mon voisin d'à côté plied me with some a few years ago and I've never been the same since! Yeah Yeah I know.regardscajal
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Apologies for not posting sooner.Anyway Alexander Van der Bellen took it, just, with 50.3% of the vote.So that means a win for the extremists and defeat for the other extremists.regardscajal
Water resistant hardboard?
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