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.....it's midi, so it's worth going over to the Café de Ville so see if Claudette can oblige me by........

........clearly visible to Pomeranian asylum seekers with glass eyes. Jean Claude, the piegeur was in a ferment.........

Does anyone know of a French fungicide for treating garlic rust? Peter

...........increase the palatibility of andouilletes. Suddenly the square was full of people, and a passing South American Nadger paused and..........

........that of a US army Hummer. In the general hub-bub Marie managed to manipulate the Maire's.......

Brilliant. Thanks Clair & Londoneye. Peter

Does anyone know if metal joist hangers are available in France, and if so what are they called in French? Peter  

..........being a skilled ventriloquist would on entering the PMU, cry out in the Patron's voice 'Free drinks all round' before.............

....if they prefer a quarterpounder or a cheese-burger. Mme Sommier exited from the quincaillerie just in time to see the Maire................

.....at the pissoir in the village square M Robinet, the plombier, and M. Gouttiere, the charpentier, cordially shook...........

.....eating Yorkshire pudding! 'Quoi!! You eat PUDDING with meat?' the Maire asked him, incredulous that such odd goings on should be happening in the grocer's where Jean-Luc was.......

.........didn't even serve croissants for breakfast. M. Brioche the boulanger viewed this anomaly as further evidence of the strange ways of the British, whom he had always...........

.....if they had seen Jean-Luc, the pompier, as Mme Sommier from the quincaillerie had informed him the Jean-Luc had a splendid red-hot poker. The gendarme was looking for something that would restore his wife's ardour in......

[quote user="jetlag"] Although now there is no smell of chlorine (no cover and continual pumping) when I did have the cover on and took it off there was definitely a chlorine odour.  Kimberly [/quote] My pool has an abri on it, and there is a definite chlorine smell if I don't open the door for a couple of days. My advice for what it's worth is if it looks clean and smells clead, then leave it alone! Peter

....smiling archly........

........Mlle Lafarge, who had just been out for three dozen oysters for the curé's supper. She was hoping for a suitable outcome, and in expectation........

....the pair of large ripe melons bouncing towards him..........

They can be a problem if you are sitting outside in late evenings because they are attracted to lights. Call the pompiers and they will deal with the nest - for a fee. Peter

...that Marie, the Maire's trollop, floozed out of the Mairie and flounced off in the direction of..........

...leading to a well known resident being incarcerated in a large batter pudding. Outraged, the clientele of the Coiffeuse..............

.........quincaillerie, where Jean-Luc the pompier was undertaking his twice-weekly tryst with Mme Sommier, a buxom, middle aged woman who................

..delicately breaking wind with evident relish, while........

and ended up playing....

..........by presenting flowers to all the maidens under 65. Mlle Lefarge, the curé's 'housekeeper'.........

...hold this clothes line up while I hang out the sheets. Meanwhile, at the Fromagerie, M. Livarot surreptiously downed...........