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  1. [quote user="Tresco"]

    ...NEWSFLASH! From 10 o clock this evening 'til 01.30 my band are playing in an irish pub called the O Sheridans in Carcassonne AND guess who's gonna be there trying to grab the limelight from me?  For 2 days only folks the lunatic who started this controvertial thread the one and only Katy Kopy Kat is visiting me here in France.  Cross my heart and hope to die.  Why don't you come along  and enjoy a bucket of vodka with us?  You could wear a carnation on your jacket or something or just come and make yourself known to me. Go on it'll be a laugh!

     

    Oh how I wish I could, but I am nowhere near there.

    You should post a version of this message in the relevant 'regions of France' section

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    Thank you my darling, we had and are having a fabulous time, bewildered that Qillan didn't turn up for the event, never mind mystery is obviously part of  the charm of this forum. So sorry that you live so far away we would have a BLAST!

  2. [quote user="Quillan"][quote user="Tresco"]

    Cathy,

    I've been reading Quillans posts for over 2 years and I don't think he's a lesbian at all!

    [/quote]

    I love women and don't like men, I can't help myself, so if I am not a homosexual I simply must be a lesbian.

    Flying - How about - Harvard, flying pig (Varsity), Hastings, Shacklton (tail dragger version), Devon, Dove, Heinkle 110 (Confederate Airforce USA), P51T, Beverly, C130, Cambera PR2, Hunter T4, Meteor T2, Lightening T7, Buccaneer S2C, Phantom FGR2,

    My squadrons Motto.: Impiger et acer - 'Energetic and keen' and we were the first squadron to operate off the Falklands in 1982 so if there are any buffs out there then they will know there are only two places (well three if you include the Heinkle 110) I could have flown in all these aircraft, one is a geographical place the other is squadron number.

    AND I keep a Raptor 40 helicopter (anyone want ot buy it?) in one of my large garages here in France so there.

    Toodle Pip

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    Great! Now I love men but do enjoy womens company especially if they've a blokes sense of humour soooo here's a NEWSFLASH! From 10 o clock this evening 'til 01.30 my band are playing in an irish pub called the O Sheridans in Carcassonne AND guess who's gonna be there trying to grab the limelight from me?  For 2 days only folks the lunatic who started this controvertial thread the one and only Katy Kopy Kat is visiting me here in France.  Cross my heart and hope to die.  Why don't you come along  and enjoy a bucket of vodka with us?  You could wear a carnation on your jacket or something or just come and make yourself known to me. Go on it'll be a laugh!

  3. [quote user="Harley"]It's a good job you "stumbled" across this site and registered on the same day as your best friend or you may never have known what she was saying about you.................................[:D][/quote]

    I swear to God that she told me she'd written something about me on postbag and I've been trying to find it since Sunday and then by accident I stumbled across it the truth the whole truth and nothing but the truth etc...You all know by now what I'm like with pressing the wrong buttons[8-)]

  4. [quote user="Jenny Rennes"]

    Hiya Katie,

    I am sorry you think I am a bit blokey .

    I'm not really but my 'office' has a 64metre wingspan and weighs give or take 400,000kg on take off.

    I'm really sorry luvvy but if I didn't know the maths I wouldn't be safe to take the little sweetie out and knowing the maths makes me sound 'blokey'. Can't really get round that, I'm afraid.

    I can't help thinking I'm falling into a 'too much information' trap here.

    I've just seen the rest of the posts - GOD what have I done ?

    How did I get involved in this ?

    I don't think Quillan is a lezzie at all.

    Is Twinkle really KKK ? ( she did join the forum on the same day - sorry, I did the maths again !)

    BTW what is the 'other' forum like ? This one is outrageous.

    Jenny.[:'(]

     

    Are you blond?[:|]

     

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  5. [quote user="KatieKopyKat"]The strange thing about it is.  And I really cant get my head round this one.  If she wants to eat, she makes me eat as well virtually stuffing food in my mouth.  Like as if I will gain all the weight for her.  Well I say all the weight.  She just a bit buxom thats all.  A bit more than a handful if you know what I mean[/quote]

    Right that's it I'm coming out!  I am the Big Mama in question so there you go we AREN'T sock puppets just best friends! Well I thought we were 'til I stumbled across this postbag. I can't believe you lot know more about me and my "fluctuating" (i think[8-)]) weight than my own family thanks to Katy bloody kopy kat (by the way that was my idea!) I do not stuff food down her neck I am merely trying to turn her into a woman as she is still wearing the jeans she had when she was 12 years old!  As for drinking like a fish at least I can hold mine without turning into Elisabeth Taylor (Who killed Virginia Wolfe?)

    Chocolate oranges are my favourite...but I can't eat them this week I'm on the Dr Atkins diet[8o|]

  6. Thank you you're so sweet!  Le bouffon is very snappy what's his problem?  Does he work for les impots?  Honestly they wouldn't be bothered by a few thousand brits giving foot massages or bouncing on trampolines every now and again... they're only interested in whether or not there'll be snow on the slopes for their next skiing holiday[&]
  7. [quote user="KatieKopyKat"]Hey Twinks, he's been winding Tresco up all night and all over the place.  I reckon he fancies her. He's had a pop at me too![:'(][/quote]

    Oh no!! Is Tresco a girl?  I thought he was my knight in shinning armour and as I'm probably the only female on this forum who's NOT a lesbien I thought I might be in with a chance![8-|]

  8. [quote user="le bouffon"]Yes we do you sad and lonely people,and we pay taxes here.Here is a newish airline buzz as in off,lets fly away as old frankie used to say.[/quote]

    Ok no need to snap I also pay taxes am a home owner and earn a living singing (intermittent du spectacle) for the last 17 years and I give singing lessons during the week.  I was only wondering what the rest of you do as I am new to the forum.  I was trying to be witty (failed) as this is the only way of getting a response apparently.  Help Tresco!!!

  9. I'm not bonkers anymore (paying a lot of money to a french psy) and I don't normally do things like this (didn't know it existed til blinking KKK came along!) but I quite like it (reminds me of when I WAS bonkers) so if you promise to chaperone me (I'm a bit fragile) then I think I want to stay

  10. Oh sorry I messed up! My last  two messages were to Viva who I felt needed some MORE attention! I pressed the wrong button - not used to these forum thingies, lovely french red wine also contributing the the confusion factor!  Anyway, MY opinion since joining last Saturday is that you're all in dire need of a few episodes of Eastenders! I love you all already!! 
  11. Hi it's Twinkle again,I've just logged on and I can't believe what's been going on since I posted my message on Saturday! I've been called a lot of things in my life but "sock puppet's" a first....Anyway after living in the South West of France for 17 years I can honestly say that unless you are very clever or have a lot of money already then it really is very hard to earn a living here (especially in the rural areas) so think very carefully before moving here for good.

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