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  1. OK[:)] This is for you then http://youtube.com/watch?v=IwAPGmcj9e0
  2. People, People who need people are the....[8-)]
  3. The only resto that I have ever seen them on the menu was a 'chinese' one in Cahors, they are actually Vietnamese as are a lot of the frogs legs.
  4.   Here are 12 of the finest double-entendres that were aired on British TV    & Radio    1. Pat Glenn, weightlifting commentator -    'And this is Gregoriava from Bulgaria. I saw her snatch this morning and it was amazing!'    2. New Zealand Rugby Commentator -    'Andrew Mehrtens loves it when Daryl Gibson comes inside of him. '    3. Ted Walsh - Horse Racing Commentator -    'This is really a lovely horse. I once rode her mother. '   4. Harry Carpenter at the Oxford-Cambridge boat race 1977 -   'Ah, isn't that nice. The wife of the Cambridge President is kissing the Cox of the Oxford crew.'    5. USPGA Commentator -    'One of the reasons Arnie (Arnold Palmer) is playing so well is that,   before each tee shot, his wife takes out his balls and kisses them.    Oh my god!!!!! What   have I just said?!!!!'   6.  Carenza  Lewis  about  finding  food in the Middle Ages on 'Time Team   Live' said: 'You'd eat beaver if you could get it.'   7. A female news anchor who, the day after it was supposed to have snowed and didn't, turned to the weatherman and asked,    'So Bob, where's that eight inches you promised me last night?' Not only did HE have to leave the set, but half the crew did too, because they were laughing so hard!   8. Steve Ryder covering the USMasters:   'Ballesteros felt much better today after a 69 yesterday.'   9. Clair Frisby talking about a jumbo hot dog on Look North said:   'There's nothing like a big hot sausage inside you on a cold night like this.  10 Mike Hallett discussing missed snooker shots on Sky Sports: 'Stephen Hendry jumps on Steve Davis's misses every chance he gets.'   11. Michael Buerk on watching Phillipa Forrester cuddle up to a male   astronomer for warmth during BBC1's UK eclipse coverage remarked:   They seem cold out there, they're rubbing each other and he's only come   in his shorts.'   12. Ken Brown commentating on golfer Nick Faldo and his caddie Fanny   Sunneson lining-up shots' at the Scottish Open:   'Some weeks Nick likes to use Fanny, other weeks he prefers to do it by himself. ' best regards Dave
  5. Hi,     they moved to Greyton, unfortunately they would not thank me for giving their email address as they value their privacy...sorry! I can however tell you that they used this company. http://www.ags-worldwide-movers.com/e-branch.htm?branch=88 they were happy with the move and everything arrived safely. good luck Dave
  6. Hi,    passed by the construction site for what will become Brive airport and from what I can see nothing much has changed. work on the entry/exit roads seems to be stopped and there were just a few earth movers on the runway site. [:(] best regards Dave [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/IMG_1185Large.jpg[/IMG]
  7. Hi,      a friend of ours moved to SA last year and for the move a team of three young guys turned up in a small truck full of packaging, boxes, bubble wrap etc, they spent a day and a half careful wrapping and boxing up everything that stayed still long enough (guard your dogs!) they went into town to eat at night and slept in the truck, on the third day a larger truck arrived with the container and everything was loaded and off they went, seemed to be very organised. good luck Dave[:D]
  8. [quote user="Tony F Dordogne"] Who gives a stuff about the St Malo 1? [/quote] Off topic and it could be you that is banned next.... best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG]
  9. Hi David,   my advise would be to go in and un-install all the programs that you have mentioned, if you have an internet connection download AVG free antivirus and maybe Zonealarm free firewall or Ashamppo firewall burn them to disc and install them on your neighbours machine, AVG gives an option to install in Frensh but I am not sure about Zone Alarm. Good luck. http://free.grisoft.com/doc/2/lng/us/tpl/v5 http://www.ashampoo.com/frontend/products/php/product.php?session_langid=2&idstring=0050 http://www.zonealarm.com/store/content/catalog/products/sku_list_za.jsp?dc=12bms&ctry=US&lang=en best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG]
  10. Off topic.....[img]http://bestsmileys.com/banned/1.gif[/img]
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  12. If Dick & I had met back then and did the French bisous we would have been stuck like velcro for days...... best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG]
  13. [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dave80s.jpg[/IMG] I am game for a laugh, as you can tell...... best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG]
  14. I regret never telling my father that I loved him. I regret marrying my first wife. apart form that Non, je ne regrette rien best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/StMalo.gif[/IMG]
  15. OY! you are all going off topic and will probably be banned![:P][:D] best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG] bug  ger! now I'm off topic too!
  16. How can something posted in the 'Off -Topic Lounge' be considerded 'Off-Topic'? best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
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  18. Nice one Clair....and the quote[:D][:D] best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
  19. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R3l5-MLkaE0
  20. Not as uplifting but this is my favourite. Remember me when I am gone away, Gone far away into the silent land; When you can no more hold me by the hand, Nor I half turn to go, yet turning stay. Remember me when no more day by day You tell me of our future that you plann'd: Only remember me; you understand It will be late to counsel then or pray. Yet if you should forget me for a while And afterwards remember, do not grieve: For if the darkness and corruption leave A vestige of the thoughts that once I had, Better by far you should forget and smile Than that you should remember and be sad. Christina Georgina Rossetti best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
  21. [quote user="Dick Smith"]I've got that. Diet Coke helps, surprisingly. Apparently Coca Cola was originally a throat medicine, but later they took the fun out of it. [/quote] Crumbs Dick, someone once recommended Coke for cleaning the toilet, it is fosse friendly too, amazing stuff![:D] hope your throat gets better soon TU. bset regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
  22. [quote user="Patf"]Prasutagus -what does your name mean? Or is it a secret? Pat. ps I'm feeling happy and positive today because the sun is shining.[/quote] King of Norfolk amongst other things.....now there's a funny thing![;-)] best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
  23. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9MB__yu-SQ best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
  24. [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/LeMasInTheBeginning-11.jpg[/IMG] Our front door, unfortunately it could not be restored but we still have it along with all that other 'useful stuff' that we keep! best regards [IMG]http://i55.photobucket.com/albums/g130/dago49/Dago3.jpg[/IMG]
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