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  1.  Twinks, I must admit, I'm bewildered too! Don't even hold down the worthy position of a dustwoman! Pleased to hear you used to have such good taste in clothes[;-)] KKK, the Wag club? Not even at our local California club! Here you go FurryKnickers, to make up for the sad song words. [IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c377/DoreenJames/ts22.jpg[/IMG] [IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c377/DoreenJames/ring-tailed-lemur-00011.jpg[/IMG]   [:D]
  2. [quote user="TWINKLE"] Why aren't you in bed you lunatic?  Are you in a Rock 'n' Roll band like me? XXX[/quote] Hi Twinks, ask me another!  I'm not in a band though. X [quote user="Will "]I love the lemur song. Who was it by? It sounds like one of Les Barker's but most of his were about dogs.[/quote] Will, the words to the the lemur song are by Kristof Robertson.[;-)] [quote user="FurryKnickers"] I was very upset at that song Mrs JayJay, Lemurs coming out of your bum and being fried! Did you write it yourself? I am a song writer too! I am working on a song about a big Irish lad called Mick Sullivan from Carlow. He has a row with his wife and drives off in his Mitsubishi Pajero like a mad yoke, and runs over the local swan. It is a bit sad too! Is that a leopard print mini dress? I hope it's not real and is only artificial printed leopard! [/quote] FurryKnickers, I would never write anything so sad about such lovely creatures. I'm so sorry it upset you. Can you not change the end of your song to make it happy & are you going to get Twinkle to sing it? BTW, My hotpant suit, is most definitely artificial leopard print![:D]
  3. We call them thunder flies, but as Dog said they're called Thrips. They make our fly nets pointless!
  4. Hi FurryKnickers, there is one lemur song, but I don't think you'll like it that much! It goes with the tune to Fever. It is about lemurs though! This is a sad, sad, sad, sad tale.....[:(]   Never knew how much it cost me But a refund's what I want Ordered finest Scottish salmon For my uptown 5-star restaurant They sent me lemurs…..in a big cage Lemurs with their sad, sad eyes Lemurs!....from the jungle Lemurs had me quite surprised Phoned a new wholesaler "Truffles; twenty pounds" The van turned up in the morning And you can guess what they sent around More freakin' lemurs…forty seven Lemurs eating twigs and grass Lemurs!....can't believe it Lemurs comin' out my ass! What to do with all these lemurs? So I phoned a zoo upstate They said they don't want no lemurs All they do is procreate Romeo loved Juliet, Michael Jackson loves small boys Seems nobody's lovin' lemurs All they do is eat, s***w and make noise A hundred lemurs…in the kitchen Lemurs getting on my nerves Lemurs!....makin' whoopee On the steaks and the hors doeuvres.. Customers are all complainin' Finding fur in their desserts When I tried to move a lemur B*****d bit me where it hurts! Bloody lemurs!....can't release 'em Cannot sell them on ebay Lemurs!...Cannot train them I can't even give them away Now you've listened to my story Betcha wondrin' what I've done With over one hundred lemurs I'll tell you; but don't tell no one… There's no more lemurs...I don't miss 'em Lemurs have all gone away Would you…like to try some Cajun lemur fricassee Cajun lemur fricassee Cajun lemur fricassee….
  5. JayJay

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    [quote user="Russethouse"] I reckon a Guiness (or two) might help, but in moderation. You know what they used to say 'Guiness is good for you'[/quote]  Last week was not great for me & going through the change doesn't help.[:(] A little friend on here said to have some Guinness. So I did! I'm sure it helped, but after a couple, I didn't care![:-))]
  6. You do get quite a few. Meat sales, wine, frozen food & not forgetting double glazing. Once you've said no thankyou, they don't force the issue. About time we went on the liste orange really![;-)]
  7. Hello Terry Roaming or NRJ Mobile Away (catchy name & in English!) is automatic. I presume that to keep the line active it would include a call from abroad, as the line is being used. But I don't know, maybe best to check 1st.  Also, NRJ uses the SFR network, which has quite good coverage. BTW, you can activate/de-activate several things including 'roaming'  in your account, online.  
  8. You can get one off the NRJ site if you have a French address & carte bancaire. If not you can buy them in Carrefour, Darty & not sure, but maybe Boulanger as well. To activate it, dial 675 300. You will receive a text message back, that will have a pass number. Go on the website, put in your mobile number & the pass number, this will then give you access to your mobile account.       
  9. Cassis, like the updated avi. Very fitting!![6]
  10. Maybe it would be best to go for an NRJ sim. www.nrjmobile.fr  It costs 15€ for the sim. The credit doesn't run out, as long as you use it once every 6 months. Unlike SFR & others.
  11. Oh Twinkle, that must have been so difficult. I can't believe you didn't cry, you're strong! (I'm sat here sobbing & can't see my keyboard!) It sounds like your babe handled it quite well too. Hopefully, the new kitten will help ease some pain. Thanks for coming back. sorry, short as I can't see to type!  
  12. Oh well WJT, a brown paperbag over my head then![:$] Glad you got on there in the end Tresco[:D]
  13. A pleasure.[:D] Find out if it was clear when you pop up on the map![Www]
  14. It is a lovely day! That's GREAT news Pads, it sounds like he's a bit of a wit. You'll know next time.[;-)]  Now you can  relax & enjoy your weekend! Even working tonight, the thought of hubby coming home tomorrow & the chocolate will help with that though.[:-))]
  15. Come on Pads, it was a crap day in the end[:(] but tomorrow er........today, is a new one. Positive thinking! It's all going to happen & come together.  Sorry about the horse fly, not nice. You'll have to take all your frustration out on all those little beaties![6]
  16. Morning Tresco, If you sign in on the top right corner. Name, e-mail, then your location (say, if you want to put Saintes!) put Saintes, France. Then click by the gal marker. Forget the next 2 boxes for now. Then in the last box, just enter the code that you see beside it.(Numbers & letters.) Now you can click on Add me! & hopefully, you will appear in your chosen location. I'm hoping this makes sense & is not as clear as mud![;-)]
  17. After 1 glass, I doubt if you'll care![;-)]  
  18. Oh thanks Pads![:D] Er..........have you heard anything yet or received the long awaited mail? Here's hoping!
  19. OMG! You're welcome, but I didn't mean to set you off.[:(] Look Pads, hopefully it will all work out, but if not then think of the fun you can have trying to cheer each other up!!!![:-))] Sorry, don't have any choccy, but you can have my pain au chocolat, is that close enough?  [IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c377/DoreenJames/painau.jpg[/IMG] Um.............er............... I couldn't resist & took a bite though![:$][;-)]
  20. [quote user="pads"] any one out there wanna hold my hand....................................[:(][/quote] [IMG]http://i31.photobucket.com/albums/c377/DoreenJames/ts6-1.jpg[/IMG] Here you go, I will![:)] At least you get to see your hubby Pads & don't forget, they work until 6.30/7pm. Fingers on the other hand are crossed![;-)]
  21. You are very talented Cassis, your models are brilliant! [8-|] I just wish I could think of you as something other than a huge Pepperami![:-))]
  22. [:'(] Oh Twinkle, I am so sorry, that's so sad! For the reason you put, it'll break your heart watching her look for it. Wouldn't it be better to tell her the truth? Very hard, but better in the long run.
  23. Here's a recipe for you Louise. Vin de Noix 40 young walnuts that can be pierced with a needle, rinsed and quartered 1 litre alcohol such as brandy, eau de vie, or vodka 5 litres (10pts'ish!) red wine 1 kg sugar (2 pounds'ish!) One or more of the following are often added, but are optional 12 walnut leaves Zest of 1 orange 4 to 8 cloves 1 vanilla pod 1. Pick the walnuts in late June when the walnuts are well formed, but can still be pierced with a needle. Place all of the ingredients in an 8 quart (8 liter) non-reactive container with a lid. I use a large glass jar. Store in a cool dark place for 6 to 8 weeks, shaking occasionally. 2. Strain through cheesecloth into a bowl. Taste, and adjust the sugar if you want the drink to be sweeter. Bottle and store in a cool dark place until the cold weather. Wear gloves when quartering the walnuts though, as your hands will go black![:D]
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