HD I hadn't realised that you didn't live year long in France.
Do you come with Hector, your filial and affectionate son? Does he exist or is he purely imaginary?
No, don't answer if you think me impertinent and my questions too personal! I am only pulling your leg and having a laugh with you.
Years ago, when the forum was young, the members used to do things like that, joshing each other, inventing imaginary friends and comic neighbours and, in Woolybanana's case, eccentric family members.
Now the forum has grown old as have the members. It's become staid and straight-laced and PC and, dare I say it, a bit boring.