Furry Knickers

[quote user="Dog"] I too was wondering about him and his Swedish model. Some say he masquerading as a school master - perhaps he broke his restraining order. [/quote] I heard he was now touring Bosnia Herzegovina with his Demis Roussos tribute act.

I know they now mainly sub to private landlords and associations, buy surely they should buy their own properties now with prices and interest rates so low, and they will have a long term investment and would boost the housing market and the overall economy too. It's far cheaper to buy now than rent (if you can get a mortgage) I know a couple that have a £140,000 mortgate that only costs them £52 a month.

[quote user="Dog"] I have decide to wear a pink/taupe kilt, 7 inch heeled rigger boots, a green bear skin hat, barbed wire shirt with lurex braces and hair undies. [/quote] God, I love hair knickers!

Dick Smith had a vulva. He could fit a large dog in his! He was a lovely lad, I wonder what happened to him?

[quote user="Dog"] Oh yes the one with the gold taps and the  beautifully painted ceiling - the floor is so shiney that on a full moon you can see uranus. [/quote] And your vulva!

Why don't the government buy the houses under threat from reposession? They need more council properties after selling them all off in the 80's and 90's, so instead of building new ones and creating more monstrous carbuncles, they should buy up some of the glut of properties on the market with low interest rate tracker mortgages and rent them out to the the unfortunate. They could prioritise those being reposessed and rent them back to the householders instead of seeing them joining the council waiting list and thus exacerbating the situation.

I did get an invitation indeed. Me and Bertie the bunny are great pals and he confides in me alot. What will I wear though? Should I wear a dress too? I don't want to upstage the bride and groom, so I think maybe a leopard print sarong, but they are a bit 90's. Presents are goiing to be a real problem! I was going to give them his and hers marmosets, but wrapping them up will be tricky. It's either them or liposuction vouchers.

A local rabbit is to marry the mother of his 127 daughters. They are planning a spring wedding in Las Vegas. I can't wait to see their dresses. I don't see the point of marriage. I will never ever marry a rabbit! (even a Himalayan one)

[quote user="Cheeky Frenchie"] I ve had a dream about a tiger last night, and that s cos of you FK !! [blink] [/quote] God,  the way I get the blame for everything[:@] It's not fair! You obviously are harbouring tiger thoughts deep within your cycle, and they just come out and manifest themselfs when you're asleep. Do you eat cheese or bacon before going to bed? Frenchie, they have a saying in Kildare about dreaming of tigers. "I have seen it, I have felt it and I liked it" The dreams in Kildare are so realisitic, unlike the dreams they have in England and France. Here is a girl that is very like Mary O'Malley from Sligo. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s5X2G40uNFo 

I think we need to draw a lion under this now! Tigers are nicer looking with their lovely golden stripes, lions are just owl beige things with legs. Frenchie, when you find a tiger in your bed, then you will have something to talk about. They have a saying in Kildare "when you buy a tiger, make sure it's tail is included in the price" something we should all remember in these troubled times.

It was just a wild stab in the dark Frenchie, I am not paranormal or anything. I think Tigers are far more beautiful than lions anyway.

Thanks John![:)] I remember Jimmy Krankie very well indeed. Me favourite joke of his was when he wrote to his mammy to tell her he had grown another toe[:D] Is he still alive today or what?  Did you know he was Daniel O'Donnel's father?

[quote user="Frenchie"]Well, changed my mind ! [:P][/quote] Was there a lion in the bed? I know a woman that found a live badger in her bed one night.

Never trust a woman that fakes an orgasm when she masterbates. Pat McNamara, Pluckerstown, County Kildare.

The Friday/Sunday Night Project is up for one too![:)] I love Alan and Justin, their on screen chemistry and affection for each other is just wonderful to watch.

I think it's well overdue! Good for him[:)] It's the most entertaining show on the telly, and the calibre of the guests wanting to appear on his show say alot about his popularity. Shur I would give him 2 baftas if it was upto me. What about Keith Lemon? is he getting one? I have a terrible feeling of deja vendu about this topic[8-)]

They are kissing though, it's love, I'm really sure about that! I wish a lion was in love with me, I would like that. I remember back in Kildare when Lion bars first went on sale in Ireland. They had been banned for several years under the cruelty to lions act of 1977. Nothing on sale in Ireland was allowed to contain any part of a lion, it's still in force today, and rightly so! The manufacturers brought out a vegetarian version for the Irish market made with synthetic lion. The tv adverts said "You Will Believe You Have Eaten A Lion"  Of course when I finally got one, I discovered that it tasted nothing like a lion[:(] Surely that is an offence under the trades description act.

Frenchie, that lion video was wonderful! I swear to God the lion is in love with that guy[:)] You can see it in his face, he's so contented and happy to be near him. Seems even more affectionate than the Harrods lion. When I saw the title of this thread, I thought it was about a lion version of Friends Reunited. Shur they had their own tea houses years ago, so anything is possible.

The eyes are the windows to the soul and the zip in your trousers is the window to your knickers.

Pity the whore that wipes her mouth with the cats tail. When the cat dies, she will eat the mice herself and her horse will break her heart.

There are good ships and there are bad ships There are ships that sail the sea The best ships are friendships And may you sail away on one with me Mrs Hurley, The pet shop, Dingle.

[quote user="Cathy"] My Welsh rabbit is a rare bit.  He actually said that the best team won on the day, Furry. In the meantime, changing the subject a teensy bit, take a look at this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m0fez2Ch0rU&NR=1 I rest my case...   [/quote] I think that old lady was really cute and adorable, leave her alone[:)] I suppose it's better to have a rare bit than no bit at all.

My little Cynthia (nearly 30) wants to sleep with the Irish rugby team, she gets very excited[:)]

Show me an honest woman and I'll show you a fairy dancing on a cat.

If you don't want scutter on your shoes, then don't stand behind a cow.