Furry Knickers

It's better to have one good pair of shoes than to have two pairs of good knickers.

No Burt, that is not the elephant from Birmingham! He would never do anything like that and I don't believe any elephant would because they are such peaceful and gentle creatures. I know Krusty can get a bit angry when Frenchie pulls his trunk, but I suppose we all would if our trunks were pulled. I remember back in Kildare when I was only a small yoke. Me Mammy was getting me and herself ready to go into Carbury to collect the alabastard elephant she had been paying 10 bob off of each week. She was absolutely delighted to be finally bringing him home after 3 years of scrimping and saving. I even gave her me few shillings from the sale of me lucky shoe to Jimmy Carney (I was alright though because I still had the other one which was the luckiest of the pair) She was so proud carrying that elephant through the streets of Kildare without any wrapping paper on him so all of Ireland could see him. Can you imagine how she felt when when owl Mrs O'Flaherty saw her carrying him up the path to our front door? God, she was delighted! I still have that elephant to this day, and he is still in immaculate condition.

[quote user="Christine Animal"] Is this who you mean FK, I'd never heard of him.  He is rather dishy. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZSUnshYVheI   [/quote]   Yes, That's him! He just has it all, those latino smouldering looks and that accent. Half Italian and half French and half Irish, you can't get better than that[:)] How did that guy interviewing him not snog the luscious lips off him??? I would not have been able to contain meself!

Dear Sweets, I was out on me bike there today, and going up the hill  (just past Mrs O'Finnigans) I stopped for a rest. I was sitting on the bikes saddle looking up at the blue sky when all of a sudden, a most beautiful ginger cat walked in front of me and lay on his back waving his paws about in the air. He was so contented and happy, I thought I would keep him, but he was a wild cat and it would have been cruel to keep him captivated in me own home just for me own pleasure, so I just carried on watching him for an hour till he finally meandered off towards a cloud in the distant sky. So I encountered many colours today, and I'm glad they can't take them away from us! They don't own the colours, and shur I suppose that nobody own the colours indeed, and that's a good thing. The only elephant that ever spoke to me was in Birmingham. He had a typical Brummy accent after spending all but 2 years of his life there. If you heard his accent, you would be wishing as I do, that they all had French accents[:)]

Elephants are so elegant and graceful, they don't need any enhancements (except maybe a French accent) they would be so perfect if they spoke like Jean Christoph Novelli.

[quote user="krusty"]same thing these days , pennies and cents.[/quote] I love how your ears wiggle!

[quote user="Christine Animal"] and do you have shares in the tubes of colours?   [:D][/quote]   These  colours are free of charge and E numbers [:)]

Hey Krusty, Do you have shares in YouTube? [:D]

[quote user="ErnieY"]Favourite colour or not my dear it's almost impossible to read it on a white background, can you not see that for yourself ?[/quote] Dear Ernie, I am very sorry about the turqoise, and I can see it's difficult to read alright. I can assure you that I shall never use it agian! I hope you can forgive me[:)] I don't know what your favourite colour is, but I'm sure it's lovely anyway. Furry xx

[quote user="ErnieY"]Favourite colour or not my dear it's almost impossible to read it on a white background, can you not see that for yourself ?[/quote] Dear Ernie, I am very sorry about the turqoise, and I can see it's difficult to read alright. I can assure you that I shall never use it agian! I hope you can forgive me[:)] I don't know what your favourite colour is, but I'm sure it's lovely anyway. Furry xx

[quote user="ErnieY"][quote user="Furry Knickers"] Mr O'Brien here in Dingle will change your watch battery for €3. He won't touch Cartier or TAG mind. You could get yourself an automatic movement next time you buy a watch, and save yourself hundreds or even thousands of euros during the lifetime of the watch and yourself (whichever is earlier) You pay a bit more upfront, but you get it back in the long run. [/quote] What's with the virtually unreadable light blue text BTW ? [/quote] Ernie, I don't know why you call me "BTW"? But as long as it's nothing too rude, I don't mind anyway[:)] I used the lovely turqoise because it is one of me favourite colours in the whole wild world. I can't understand why it's not used more often? We have all these beautiful colours available to us, and they are just going to waste, and that's not right!  

The very first house we ever viewed in France was in the Vendee in august 1999. We were there for 5 days and it lashed rain every single day. We have been there again in 2002 and in 2007, and it was exactly the same. The agent claimed it was the sunniest place in France! They are the friendliest French people I have ever encountered though, I have to give them that.

Mr O'Brien here in Dingle will change your watch battery for €3. He won't touch Cartier or TAG mind. You could get yourself an automatic movement next time you buy a watch, and save yourself hundreds or even thousands of euros during the lifetime of the watch and yourself (whichever is earlier) You pay a bit more upfront, but you get it back in the long run.

It's been absolutely beautiful in Kerry for the last 2 months[:P] You should see our solanums! I don't know why people go to France thinking the weather is tropical compared to the UK, you are just deluded indeed. France is lovely though, and the bread is second to none, but the weather is as unpredictable as it is in the UK. There are some great property bargains now in Ireland, and due to the global warming[:D] (what a load of bollox) the weather is much like that of Portugal.

[quote user="Clair"]I like the sound of it. Questions: If I adopt a hen... Do I get its eggs during the length of its adoption? If not, who does? Do I get my adopted hen when it pops its claws? [/quote] I forgot to add that the feathers from the adopted hen (after it was dead) would be used to produce a lifesize replicant for you to keep in your own home. There would be a small fee for beak replacement and any enhancements to provide you with the perfect chicken that you always dreamed of owning.

The only films that would be available are me own super8 home movies of meself in me Nana Mouskouri outfit and a short film about making a lovely jacket out of an onion sack and dried leaves. These movies would be subject to height restrictions and the discretion of the projector operator at that given time. There will be a standby projector operator during times of excessive interest.

Dear Clair, No, you would not get the eggs, they would be used to reintroduce new stock into the park and also all day breakfasts for the visitors You would however recieve the adopted bird after it had passed away, for consumption at your own home or fully cooked in our own on site cafeteria at no extra cost.  

I was out in the garden at about 5 o'clock and noticed I had some spare land, well I thought immediately about using the bit of garden as a theme park. With people in Ireland now suffering something terrible with the financial turmoil, I thought I could buy a load of hens of differing colours and sizes and start 'Chicken World' It would be cheap to get in as me start up costs would be low (I have access to an unlimited supply of hens) and I already own the garden and a digital camera. I thought an entrance fee of €2.00 which would include admission to a guided tour of our house (weather permitting) and the opportunity to see me collection of photgraphs of the dogs and sofas that I have owned during me current lifetime. I would offer a complimentary photo with the hen of the day or the customers favourite hen, and that would be emailed to the customer (no cost to me or them) and I could offer an adoption of the same hen with regular email updates on the welfare of it.  That is just me own idea of a low budget theme park, would any of you have any alternative ideas and would you think that me prices would be fair? The only extra charge would be for a drop of tea and a bit of home made brack.

It could be that he was burying his lover in your window frame? I have heard they do this in the bee communty. I looking at a load of ants yesterday in me garden, and they were coming out of a bit of me wall with another ant on their backs. Of course I thought they were making love on their way, but they were actualy taking out the dead ant bodies and leaving them at me door. Ants are so very strange creatures, they never sleep either.

It's no use Cat, I just can't transform meself into any of the Starfleet officers. What is wrong with me at all? I just don't know! All I do know is that there are Martians living in Dingle, and that's just fine by me and the quare one. God, we love Martians over here, do any of the rest of you like them? This is the first alien tread I have ever seen on this forum and I am really glad that they are finally being recognised by Archant, It's about time! When can we expect to see The Martian Gazette?

I can't do it, I can't be a Vulcan[:(] Shur I was a vulcan 3 years ago, and then I started eating meat again. I saw a load of small lambs in a field there yesterday, and as I looked at them hopping round without a care in the world and the sun shining down on them, I thought it was terrible that anyone could eat them.

If that is you Cat, I think you're lovely[:$] I just adore those little pointed ears, I think everyone should have them. There is a bit of Annie Lennox in there too.

[quote user=" john "] Gosh FK you are so right, how come you are so clever, do you have Pooh on your bookshelf? [:$]; I don't have Pooh on my bookshelf anymore, (though I read them with Bestest love you up to the sky granddaughter who does, together with Hungry Caterpillar, Princess Bella and Stephanie from Lazy Town; when the old grey cells struggle I have been known to use aids) is that a sin too?[:P] [/quote] Dearest John, I never meant to cast a slurry on your good name (or coops or the other lad) so please forgive me for being so assumptuous. I am deeply, deeply sorry[kiss]Will you accept that kiss as a token of me sincerity? I have never had pooh on me bookshelf (except when the gerbil gets out) but I have seen the cartoons when I was only young and I have to say, I did develop a massive crush on Winnie and wanted to be near him all the time. I can't remember many of his sayings and would not cheat by looking on the net for them, but I was enchanted by Cathy's original Pooh quote, it is a line I shall be using in me future courting rituals. Love from Furry O'Toole[:)]

Cathy's is the best! I think the rest of you are just looking them up on the internet.

[quote user="Cathy"]   "If you live to be a hundred, I want to live to be a hundred minus one day, so I never have to live a day without you." - Winnie the Pooh to Christopher Robin.   [/quote] That is so lovely[:)] I can believe Winnie saying something like that, he is sensitive and sincere and really quite emotional. I would love to live with him.