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  1. [quote user="Pickles"][quote user="derf"](Quoting Quillan)"I know it's a slight change in subject but you are also required to keep a spare set of bulbs and fuses in your car."

    I don't think this is true.

    You could be fined for having a blown bulb, but if you able to replace it immediately when stopped, you may get away with it.[/quote]

    (My bold) Which pretty much requires instant access to bulbs, ergo you need a bulb kit ... (?)

    [/quote]

    It may be sensible, but it's not a requirement, unlike the breathalyser and gilet.

  2. WHO IS

    JACK  SCHITT?

    For

    some time many

    of us have

    wondered just

    who is Jack

    Schitt?

    We find

    ourselves at a

    loss when

    someone says,

    'You don't

    know Jack

    Schitt'!
     

    Well, thanks

    to my

    genealogy

    efforts, you

    can now

    respond in an

    intellectual

    way.

    Jack Schitt is

    the only son

    of Awe

    Schitt.   Awe

    Schitt, the

    fertilizer

    magnate, who

    married O.

    Schitt, the

    owner of

    Needeep N.

    Schitt, Inc.
       They

    had one son,

    Jack.

    In turn, Jack

    Schitt married

    Noe Schitt. 

    The deeply

    religious

    couple

    produced six

    children:

    Holie Schitt,

    Giva Schitt,

    Fulla Schitt,

    Bull Schitt,

    and the twins

    Deep Schitt

    and Dip

    Schitt.

    Against her

     parents'

    objections,

    Deep Schitt

    married Dumb

    Schitt, a high

    school

    dropout.  

    After being

    married 15

    years, Jack

    and Noe Schitt

    divorced. 

    Noe Schitt

    later married

    Ted Sherlock,

    and because

    her kids were

    living with

    them, she

    wanted to keep

    her previous

    name. She was

    then known as

    Noe Schitt

    Sherlock.

    Meanwhile, Dip

    Schitt married

    Loda Schitt,

    and they

    produced a son

    with a rather

    nervous

    disposition

    named Chicken

    Schitt. Two of

    the other six

    children,

    Fulla Schitt

    and Giva

    Schitt, were

    inseparable

    throughout

    childhood and

    subsequently

    married the

    Happens

    brothers in a

    dual

    ceremony. 

    The wedding

    announcement

    in the ne

    wspaper

    announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.

    The

    Schitt-Happens

    children were

    Dawg,  Byrd,

    and Horse.

    Bull Schitt,

    the prodigal

    son, left home

    to tour the

     world. 

    He recently

    returned from

    Italy  with

    his new

    Italian bride,

    Pisa Schitt.

    Now when

    someone says,

    'You don't

    know Jack

    Schitt', you

    can correct

    them.

    Sincerely,

    Crock O.

    Schitt

  3. Mine was delivered free the next day, that was using the online Npower link as given earlier, after using the calculator,  inputing zero for existing insulation and going for the max m2 of 99. It gives 21 rolls @100mm & 26 rolls @170mm for a total depth of 270mm.

    You end up going to the "Build Centre" website to complete the order, but you can phone them instead of using their cra**y website.

  4. You require the termite diagnostic check, it has nothing to do with the guarantee, when the inspection is done the certificate lasts for 6 months.

    If the sale is not completed in this time, you will require another inspection (normally done free).

    The price seems high for the diagnostics required in your case.

    You could get another estimate on this LINK

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